@EvanPMann Plato owns 10 Franchise stores and is trying to capture sales of HOKA tennis shoes- anyone with feet , ankle ,hip problems should buy to avoid Pain & also an Anti -Hemlock effect
Wigle Whiskey's & Pirate owner trades recipe of their Best -Selling whiskey for 3 fungo bats & journeyman, long retired Pitcher Pedro Borbon ; Nutting " Oh , I thought you said- Pedro's bourbon "
Bob Nutting [ Pirates -Owner ] buys Wigle Whiskey .To sell best recipes ; lower the quality , fire Master Distillers so even our Grandkids won't make the Playoffs .
Mars , Pa -" Undies sniffer" thief caught with 63 baggies of ladies undies . 50% of ladies feared he would strike ; 50% rose early AM to lay out finest delicates. A disappointed lithe 34 year old said, " I have Great undies - why wasn't I good enough for the Sniffer ? "
Pgh , Pa- Lady drops panties in Produce Dept. & pees on potatoes . Potatoes Au Rotten , P p le Spud , freshly squeezed yellow tots , Eye of the Monkey , Urine Casserole ?
PGH Mayor decrees Lactation Rooms to be built in all new & rehabbed facil
I want in- Jock Itch Rooms - where can you go when you really need to scratch?