lisa bayer

she/her

[Max Uechtritz @plesbilongmi]

In one glorious nutshell by Andrew Nagy.
Read of the day.

[lisa bayer @lbbayer]

@PearlsFromMyrna You and me both, sister.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Pete Hegseth is making his erectile dysfunction problem the entire military’s problem.

[Shane @McClellandShane]

There’s poop on the lettuce. There’s worms in the beef. There’s glass in the bread.

What kind of Upton Sinclair timeline is this

[lisa bayer @lbbayer]

@AbakpaJob Or 8 hours on Microsoft Teams

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

The cat who was completely obsessed with my bump when I was pregnant is quite uninterested in the baby now that she's out. It's a weird way to find out that my cat is a fucking Republican.

[lisa bayer @lbbayer]

@JezziiB I didn’t realize how much stress that had caused me until we were out of it. It didn’t take that much money to give that breathing room. Having my husband’s student loan forgiven and not having to pay for childcare anymore did it for us!

[lisa bayer @lbbayer]

@j_fishback Nope. Nope. Nope.

[lisa bayer @lbbayer]

@omgsidewalks 60.

[lisa bayer @lbbayer]

@BasedTorba Looks like a bunch of momma boys, too afraid to show their faces. Lots of tough play acting but no real balls.

[lisa bayer @lbbayer]

@lady_valor_07 Because you continue to use the services those taxes are paying for. You want the fire department to come when that paid off house is on fire, right?

[lisa bayer @lbbayer]

@hell_line0 I had PCOS and would get sudden heavy periods without warning (I can go it ot thr mechanics of how this happens if you want). I bled into an office chair at a meeting. I was asked to pay to replace it. $400+

[lisa bayer @lbbayer]

@Symply_rhoda1 The custodial parent gets child support from the non-custodial parent parent. Guess which parent is more likely to be non-custodial.

[lisa bayer @lbbayer]

@OrevaZSN Relax. No one is.

[lisa bayer @lbbayer]

@akiltomen Health insurance!

[lisa bayer @lbbayer]

@MiniRetireMatt @BERSERKWARRIORX It’s also rare.

[lisa bayer @lbbayer]

@MiniRetireMatt She muat be in thr 30+ years of teaching group. Younger teachers are not starting or likely to earn anywhere near that. And summers totally off? I wish.

[lisa bayer @lbbayer]

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