Josh Gordon

Husband / Dad / Raconteur / Bon Vivant / Chicago-Obsessed / Eternally Optimistic / Proud to be an All-Around Good Guy

[Josh Gordon @lbcapt]

Ok, time to amplify this kid. Let’s #DoGoodTogether!

https://t.co/c0GmhaOcL9

#Movember #HereWeMo #DoItForBryce #FightTheGoodFight #FeelingGoodDoingGood #StupidBlondeMustache #StupidGrayMustache #SaltAndTurmeric #SaltAndSalt

[Josh Gordon @lbcapt]

@DNIGabbard Why does this look and sound like AI?

[Josh Gordon @lbcapt]

@RepNancyMace We clarified this 15 whole months ago. You’ve had 15 whole months not to post this.

Transgenic ≠ Transgender

15 months.

[Josh Gordon @lbcapt]

@Qveen_Potato Didn’t we clarify this a year ago? She’s willfully ignorant.

[Josh Gordon @lbcapt]

@elonmusk If not Nazi, why Nazi-shaped?

[Josh Gordon @lbcapt]

@elonmusk The reason they call you a Nazi is because you throw Nazi salutes and believe in Nazi beliefs. It’s not that deep.

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

3 championships, 16 seasons, 383 goals, and countless memories to last a lifetime!

thank you for all you gave to the game ❤️

[Josh Gordon @lbcapt]

@ColMoeDavis @BorisTrump6 You can’t fool me. That’s Paul Bearer.

[Josh Gordon @lbcapt]

@Jeffrey70817891 @interiorpress47 Not cheering for algae; pissed at the person who caused its presence.

Perspective.

[Josh Gordon @lbcapt]

@ChampRDS @NicholasBallasy “Or something.”

[Josh Gordon @lbcapt]

@EricTrump @ufc @danawhite Jesus man - this is just embarrassing.

[Josh Gordon @lbcapt]

@RapidResponse47 You seem…. Triggered.

By the weather.

Sit the fuck down.

[Josh Gordon @lbcapt]

Get @DanhausenAD his Finals MVP!

[Josh Gordon @lbcapt]

@TheBeardAlmeida @BrilynHollyhand Are we talking Trump numbers or, like, for-realsies numbers?

[Josh Gordon @lbcapt]

@90sWWE @HeyHeyItsConrad 👀🤩

[Josh Gordon @lbcapt]

@50Yaga @90sWWE Because it’s fun…?

[Josh Gordon @lbcapt]

@ShamsCharania Somebody better put @DanhausenAD at the door to block him, lest he break the un-cursing!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Josh Gordon @lbcapt]

@RepOgles Hey Andy - your hate ends where Americans’ freedom begins.

I mean this with as little respect as possible: fuck off.

[Josh Gordon @lbcapt]

@WhiteHouse

[Josh Gordon @lbcapt]

@therealroseanne Hate for the sake of hate is just…. Boring.

For the sake of sycophancy? Pitiful.