lane beachler

ur favorite former midwesterner | art director | welcome to the roast of kyle j mola | she/her

[lane beachler @lbeachl]

good question.

[lane beachler @lbeachl]

i’m reflecting on my life and realizing i pay extra money for premium streaming subscriptions so i don’t have to watch ads and then i pay for other subscriptions to databases so i can look at ads

[lane beachler @lbeachl]

imagine sitting at a bar after a 13 hour shoot day joking about the slim chance of running into dua lipa over 3 rounds of drinks only to learn the next morning she was literally at the bar with you.

[lane beachler @lbeachl]

@interiordefine can you email me back

[lane beachler @lbeachl]

no but i’m in public hearing people talk about the pump rules situation

[alex @alex_abads]

pump rules news:

[lane beachler @lbeachl]

@kmanhoneysack VANDERPUMP RULES

[lane beachler @lbeachl]

i hope the lady open mouth coughing next to me on this plane has a bad year

[lane beachler @lbeachl]

the way that my job has consumed 24 hours of my day for 5 straight weeks

[lane beachler @lbeachl]

imagine being an account exec making 18 hour timelines and not expecting to get things at the last minute

[lane beachler @lbeachl]

“i was just trying to enjoy my pineapple”
- the end of an email i sent my therapist

[lane beachler @lbeachl]

my favorite thing about vanderpump is scheana was supposed to be the main character and now she’s just a glorified friend of

[lane beachler @lbeachl]

agreed to get a brand’s logo tattooed on me bc i’m that committed to my advertising career

[lane beachler @lbeachl]

interior define is garbage and i have never regretted spending my money anywhere more 🥹

[lane beachler @lbeachl]

i don’t miss having my own individual office desk i just miss having a space to store my snacks

[lane beachler @lbeachl]

i thought driving in boston was scary because i never experienced the north philly suicide lanes

[lane beachler @lbeachl]

fav uber rides of 2022:
all the ones that freaked kyle tf out by saying “stay safe” and the one who thought i was a sex worker bc she was taking me to a hotel after i told her i live here and it was for work

[lane beachler @lbeachl]

instead of rhony legacy i want the hamptons starring luann. transition the summer house crew. get sonja a house. that’s all.

[lane beachler @lbeachl]

every episode of love island au had me screaming and gasping at my tv

[lane beachler @lbeachl]

avatar 2 is a movie about a whale and what it’s like to not be the favorite child

[lane beachler @lbeachl]

turns out i’m too old to drink a lot and eat midnight fries bc acid reflux