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In which I sporadically tweet about the crap I consume sporadically.

[LB @LBeesKnees]

If you plan a #circus, the #Ringmaster will preside #NoHateinMyState #DumpTrump #lovewins

[LB @LBeesKnees]

Oh, I get it! This section is "menage e trios" #OpeningCeremony

[LB @LBeesKnees]

@biopsychosubra @slamdunc65 @Jeopardamy So, if you don’t kill yourself in your youth, you are a success? That’s the bar?

[LB @LBeesKnees]

Um, I mean, my body my choice, right?

[WFLA NEWS @WFLA]

'This is ridiculous': @GovRonDeSantis scolds students for wearing face masks during his @USouthFlorida visit https://t.co/v9XLjueCYi

[Bill Prady ⚛️ Now at 🦋 @billprady]

A loathsome old fellow named Ted
Loved Donald, a creep who once said,
“Your wife’s face is whack,
Your papa killed Jack,”
And Cruz followed wherever he led.

[LB @LBeesKnees]

@HartfordPolice black bmw early 90s. Pennsylvania plates. Young light skinned Hispanic nail biter.

[LB @LBeesKnees]

Go to bed @SenTedCruz you’re drunk.

[LB @LBeesKnees]

Reproductive rights, voting., Bart Simpson... #eatmyshorts

[LB @LBeesKnees]

Just finished the 1st season #GinnyAndGeorgina When did @DavidSpade get un cancelled???

[LB @LBeesKnees]

Anyone else discover that their curtains are inside out tonight? Just me?

[LB @LBeesKnees]

Late to the dance as usual but #bestquote from #MarriedAtFirstSight #DC #season10 “You know what rhymes with best behavior?

Champagne.”

[LB @LBeesKnees]

@alliegorical It’s truly a no win. I’m glad I’m not charged with making these decisions.

[LB @LBeesKnees]

This.

[yedoye @yedoye_]

every day I wake up and begin the 16 hour process of getting ready for bed

[LB @LBeesKnees]

@PattyGa90952966 @joelockhart @Santos4Congress @nytimes Idiot

[LB @LBeesKnees]

@ConnieOdom17 @joelockhart @Santos4Congress @nytimes How cute. No one has bothered with you.

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

i’m generally opposed to someone being surreptitiously taped on a phone call...but not this one, folks!

[LB @LBeesKnees]

@MaxReiss Thinking of you, Max, and wishing you well.

[Lance Cooper @lmauricecpr]

How privileged is your life when wearing a mask is the most oppressed you’ve ever felt?

[Jaime Harrison @harrisonjaime]

Done. Now do President Trump.