Lauren Behnke

live love Larn she/her

[Lauren Behnke @lbehnks]

Sitting by myself in a restaurant looking like I got stood up little do people know that my boyfriend has been in the bathroom for 20 mins shitting

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

never reposted anything so fast

[Lauren Behnke @lbehnks]

Never forget

[(((Rachel Finston))) @RachelFinston]

Hi, I’m a librarian. Here’s why this is really, really bad.

[Lauren Behnke @lbehnks]

Never forget

[kimmie belzer 🪖 @ivBEiGE]

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[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up, he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”

“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”

[Lauren Behnke @lbehnks]

@cwiehle8 Did Caden tweet this?

[Lauren Behnke @lbehnks]

@cwiehle8 You didn’t tweet this

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Is it "goblin mode" or do they just have rabies

[Lauren Behnke @lbehnks]

@cwiehle8 Uh huh

[KingKamaya ✊🏾🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @kamayatarpley]

In light of today's news regarding the abortion ban, pls pass these numbers to anyone who needs them:

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 800-273-8255 / Online Chat Avail

National Sexual Assault Hotline: [phone]/ Online Chat Avail

National Abortion Fed: 1-800-772-9100

[Lauren Behnke @lbehnks]

When the world turns around the sun, life becomes what it once was never again

[Lauren Behnke @lbehnks]

@cwiehle8 Imagine getting second place in the spelling bee

[Lauren Behnke @lbehnks]

@cwiehle8 We don’t tolerate hoobastank slander here get this tweet off my timeline

[Lauren Behnke @lbehnks]

My favorite thing about being an adult is that I’ll never have to eat peas again if I don’t want to

[Lauren Behnke @lbehnks]

@cwiehle8 “People go into aerospace engineering for the money”

[Lauren Behnke @lbehnks]

Leap years were created to ensure that 2/22/22 fell on a Tuesday

[Lauren Behnke @lbehnks]

My toxic trait is choosing the saddest, most tear jerking movies to watch on planes