Me, waitressing: โIs there anything else I can get for you guys?
Middle aged white manโs brain:
donโt say it
donโt say it
donโt say it
donโt say it
donโt say it
donโt say it
donโt say it
donโt say it
donโt say it
donโt say it
Middle aged white man: โYeah, a million dollars!โ