Philip

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

I don’t think MAGA really understands how much people hate them.

It’s -20 degrees in Minneapolis right now.

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

F. Scott Fitzgerald, can you feel it

[MonsterKing @CerromeRussell]

I forgot who said it first but it is indeed crazy that Uhaul will rent you a 27 ft truck with no training whatsoever

[Philip @lbgoebel13]

I found my first grey hair today. That’s all

[Philip @lbgoebel13]

Lost

[star 💫 @stxrinsky]

accurate lol

[Philip @lbgoebel13]

PSA: drug dealers make bad boyfriends!!!!!!!

[Philip @lbgoebel13]

Have I hit bottom of the barrel working at a pizza restaurant lol asking for a friend

[Philip @lbgoebel13]

Incredible

[trish @ultragloss]

his white boy of the decade contract said a new pic was due

[Philip @lbgoebel13]

@elonmusk Abbreviate it.

[Rare Stories @rarestorees]

@historyinmemes Michael Collins took this picture of the lunar lander which Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin where inside. Behind is Earth.

The photo has become known as “Everyone in the world except Michael Collins.”

[Philip @lbgoebel13]

@fasc1nate Pivot

[Philip @lbgoebel13]

@sellamaleslie YES

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Hanako ("flower girl") was a remarkable koi fish that lived for 226 years.

In 1966, Professor Masayoshi Hiro from Nagoya Women’s University's Laboratory of Animal Science dedicated two months to meticulously ascertain Hanako's age. Like the method of counting rings in tree trunks to determine a tree's age, a fish's age is deduced by counting the rings on its scales.

These rings, discernible only under a microscope by an expert, reflect the seasonal variations experienced by the fish. A broader ring indicates the summer season, when a fish typically consumes more food and experiences accelerated growth. Conversely, a narrower ring suggests the winter months, marked by a slower metabolism in the fish.

Through this technique, Hanako was determined to have been born approximately in 1751 and lived until 1977. Remarkably, upon examination of the other koi fish sharing the same pond with Hanako, it was found that they too were all centenarians, with each surpassing 100 years of age.

[Philip @lbgoebel13]

Twitter really is the Wild West

[Philip @lbgoebel13]

@ch1w33th3d0g

[☆ laney ☆ @laneybabyart]

r u okay babe ur barely releasing ur inhibitions and feeling the rain on ur skin