Kendall Frazier

Cheese n fricken Rice

[Kendall Frazier @LBK_Frazier]

I hope all my friends sell their trucks now knowing Flynn doesn’t like them.

[I’ve Pet That Dog @IvePetThatDog]

I pet Flynn Ryder. He is only 1 and was adopted last month. He loves walks because he can sniff every rock and tree. Walks can take a long time. He loves seeing kids and is very friendly. The one thing he doesn’t like is cars driving by. He thinks pick-up trucks are the worst.

[Dan @dannah__montana]

any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!

[Grace Marlowe @graceofthecurls]

Algerians doing jigs in Kansas... Brits eating barbecue in Texas... Koreans doing full on kegstands in Mexico... just goes to show that the entire world can be united by the simple concept of getting really drunk and watching a sporting event

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Kendall Frazier @LBK_Frazier]

“What do you want for Christmas?”

Me:

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[Kendall Frazier @LBK_Frazier]

The greatest mystery of the 21st century. I can’t wait the crime podcasts talking about the dil-doer in 20 years.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

We have a serial dildo thrower at this point https://t.co/h79uPRolie

[Pro Wrestling Centel @PWCentel]

“You’re a sick person if you’re celebrating Hulk Hogan’s death”

[Lord Draco II🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @MothmanFan_]

Bitch you look like an IRL JD Vance edit

[Warren @swd2]

They should publish these donor lists so we can out those racist fucks as well.

[Kendall Frazier @LBK_Frazier]

The perfect summary of my entire timeline right now

[Northern Guard Supporters @NGSDetroit]

“unprecedented freedom”

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

It's funny when republicans say "yeah but there's democrats in the epstein files too!"

ok? get their asses too?

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

fuck that, come get bottomless apps

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

Should this have been called a handball? 🤔

[Kendall Frazier @LBK_Frazier]

Probably Grandma

[Kendall Frazier @LBK_Frazier]

The water… da fuq?