Allen Coe David

TTU FIJI ‘17 | Kevin Overton hater | IM spelling bee champ | 3x Fantasy Football Runner-up

[Allen Coe David @lbklotlizzard]

They’re saying this guy killed Bin Laden, thank you for your service sir.

[Allen Coe David @lbklotlizzard]

My horny ass couldn’t be a dps agent. Don’t worry sweetie everyone hits the cones during parallel parking… #faketaxi

[Allen Coe David @lbklotlizzard]

@wreckem3223 Adolph’s ball knowledge appreciated, thinking it could end the season as a top seeded team. Would love to see a home playoff game there.

[Allen Coe David @lbklotlizzard]

@Greggyboy69420 Nah I’m gonna do my own thing

[Allen Coe David @lbklotlizzard]

Thinking of becoming the male Bonnie blue, ladies start forming a line (7s and above pls).

[Allen Coe David @lbklotlizzard]

@rubberducki75 Remember only the drunkest intern gets a return offer. My boss also loved my Chinese accent at hh (free advice)

[Allen Coe David @lbklotlizzard]

“You don’t have to switch up on your day 1s when you start making pape”

[Allen Coe David @lbklotlizzard]

@Dingleberry182 Dwight,

Loving the placemats, seems like you’re really growing up. Glad you could turn over a new leaf after that stint in rehab 👍🏻

Horny,

Allen

[Allen Coe David @lbklotlizzard]

If Iran bombs this country, please take out El Paso Texas first, it’s about time.

[Allen Coe David @lbklotlizzard]

Tiktok needs to stop with the targeted adds

[Allen Coe David @lbklotlizzard]

Idk what’s worse at ARLC, the endless tripods everywhere or the roided out guys trying to big dick you constantly

[Allen Coe David @lbklotlizzard]

I walk around the office with a can of zyns in my back pocket. Don’t even use them, just an intimidation tactic.

[Dwight Monroe 🌵 @Dingleberry182]

I just sat across from an oreo lesbian throuple at pluckers

[Allen Coe David @lbklotlizzard]

Can’t wait to commute to work tomorrow to sit in zoom meetings with higher ups whom are working from home

[Allen Coe David @lbklotlizzard]

Ate lunch outside today, only 40 more years to go. #increaseshareholdervalue

[Allen Coe David @lbklotlizzard]

@hookerblowand69 #rapettusae

[Allen Coe David @lbklotlizzard]

Catch me at alumni weekend shooting shots like this @ baby thetas like the good old days. #Graduation

[Allen Coe David @lbklotlizzard]

Told my friends this was an amf. It’s just a blue pow #tipofmytongue

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

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[Allen Coe David @lbklotlizzard]

@Dingleberry182 Dwight,

Something tells me Caleb didn’t select you to participate in the great beta elephant walk of 2024.

If you’re salty just say that.

Horny,
Allen

[Allen Coe David @lbklotlizzard]

Enough said