Laura Swartz

Sometimes designer. New-ish mom. Dog aficionado. Recovering politico. Nats fan. Opinions my own. she/her pronouns

[Laura Swartz @LBlakelyS]

@aquietpeaceful1 @CarrieKolar1 This is correct, plus the stars were intended to show whether a restaurant was worth a detour (more stars) or just stop if it's on your way

[Laura Swartz @LBlakelyS]

.@fivefourpod in your honor, driving past Georgetown Prep on my way to listen to you clown all over some of their most archetypal graduates. See you soon!

[Laura Swartz @LBlakelyS]

Continuing sobbing

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

To Sean and Eireann, y'all.

[Laura Swartz @LBlakelyS]

Absolutely sobbing

[Laura Swartz @LBlakelyS]

“It seems that I was uninvited by your lovely bride-to-be”
Yes Taylor because you’re about to stop the wedding like a g-d romcom and this poor girl is just trying to get married

[Laura Swartz @LBlakelyS]

@Nationals Looks like my custom (Josh) Willingham jersey from 12 years ago will be relevant again shortly

[Laura Swartz @LBlakelyS]

.@AywaRhiannon desperately need your take on Counterman decision

[Laura Swartz @LBlakelyS]

@AskAManager FYI I’m getting a Cloudflare error that says the site is down

[Laura Swartz @LBlakelyS]

@WSSCWaterNews when is water coming back from the Hardy Ave main break?

[Laura Swartz @LBlakelyS]

@everywhereist "It's the *fecal piece."
FIFY, such a missed opportunity 😂

[Laura Swartz @LBlakelyS]

@wmata Along the full Red Line, or just Silver Spring to Grosvenor like usual?

[Laura Swartz @LBlakelyS]

Jack Smith’s face looks like it has never experienced a smile and never wants to, and I love that energy for us rn

[Laura Swartz @LBlakelyS]

@USFWS @fairchild01 @NatlParkService Sounds like a bit of a situationship. Like when your lands are near their parks, but not 24/7, you know?

[Laura Swartz @LBlakelyS]

@sineatrix It's like they don't know you physicists at all

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

It is creepy that dark money super pacs are explicitly part of the negotiation regarding who becomes Speaker of the United States House.

[Laura Swartz @LBlakelyS]

.@JoeBiden missed the opportunity to simply respond "lol"https://t.co/ToCV1HEA6o

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

People saying that Dems are going to get *tired* and leave to make McCarthy speaker really don't know about the recuperative powers of watching a guy who threw his hat in with people who came to your office to kill you suffer repeated humiliations.

[Laura Swartz @LBlakelyS]

Why am I not viral yet

[Laura Swartz @LBlakelyS]

In this situation, who is Prince William obliged to root for? #englandvswales