Lindsay Bloom

software engineer | 🇨🇦 | ✡️

[Lindsay Bloom @lbloom97]

@wbmtnops Any chance Harmony opens?

[Cochav Elkayam-Levy @CochavElkayam]

Finally.

[Lindsay Bloom @lbloom97]

@talialichtstein Like I said to you last night - keep fighting the good fight 💙🤍

[Lindsay Bloom @lbloom97]

When you can't google if Google is down because it is, in fact, down

[Lindsay Bloom @lbloom97]

So happy to share that I am starting a new role today @TechAtBloomberg as a Sr. UI Engineer - Electronic Trading!

[Lindsay Bloom @lbloom97]

Shred

[Lindsay Bloom @lbloom97]

My neighbors are going feral to the White Lotus theme song at 2am and I can’t even be mad about it

[Lindsay Bloom @lbloom97]

Me (unemployed): What do all of these people at the gym do for a living to be working out at 12:30pm on a Wednesday?

[Lindsay Bloom @lbloom97]

The way I audibly gasped when Tanya fell off the yacht #TheWhiteLotus

[Lindsay Bloom @lbloom97]

My girl Lucia been playing chess all along and Albie got exactly what he deserved #TheWhiteLotus

[Lindsay Bloom @lbloom97]

Albie gives me the ick so bad #TheWhiteLotus

[Lindsay Bloom @lbloom97]

It was only a matter of time. My mother is soliciting my NYT Cooking paywall powers.

[Lindsay Bloom @lbloom97]

It’s been a tough month, but this little boy sure knows how to put a smile on my face

[Lindsay Bloom @lbloom97]

All systems design interviews for the next month will be to design and scale @Ticketmaster

[Lindsay Bloom @lbloom97]

@chrissyteigen @katienotopoulos Chrissy, we need you 💙

[Jonathan Greenblatt @JGreenblattADL]

We shouldn't expect @DaveChappelle to serve as society's moral compass, but disturbing to see @nbcsnl not just normalize but popularize #antisemitism. Why are Jewish sensitivities denied or diminished at almost every turn? Why does our trauma trigger applause?

[Lindsay Bloom @lbloom97]

How many days is too many days in a row to wear the same pair of sweatpants?

[Lindsay Bloom @lbloom97]

@hinge FOR FREE?

[Lindsay Bloom @lbloom97]

The amount of times I've said "it's been a week" in the past 7 days

[Lindsay Bloom @lbloom97]

@brookedaniiii @JeremeeBorn If this doesn’t cure me idk what will

[Lindsay Bloom @lbloom97]

Woke up with the vid. Bagel allowance will be on pause until further notice.

[Lindsay Bloom @lbloom97]

Making an exception this week to my 1 bagel a week allowance and will be eating as many as my heart desires during this time