Louis Bodine

Rutgers University Golf ‘16

[Louis Bodine @lbodine13]

What’s more valuable than winning majors? The content you’ve made along the way ❤️

[Charles Windsor IV @buttercuts_]

Dechambeau is chasing is own slam this week, the Bryson slam. Missing all four major cuts in the same year

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

The best move we’ve made hosting the World Cup so far is sending a bunch of Europeans to the true gems of the American experience: College Towns

[Knicks Memes @KnicksMemes]

The French broadcast of the Wemby turnover is simply incredible

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Victor Wembanyama butt pass set to Spurs intro music for Knicks

🎥@KSATMaryRom
💡@CMike1490

[Louis Bodine @lbodine13]

When can we admit wemby actually sucks at basketball he’s just 7’5 😂😂😂😂

[Jeff Bell @4WhomJBellTolls]

You can get a 14 month CD for 4% interest and make $8,000 with no risk.

[Louis Bodine @lbodine13]

Analytically you’re getting swept

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

“Analytically…we’ve won 2 out of 3”

— Kenny Atkinson

[Lucas Navarrete @LucasNavarreteM]

Single-handedly ruining the game of basketball. Truly a disgrace to the sport.

[Louis Bodine @lbodine13]

@BaconGamesJesse @SleeperMets @nypostsports Yeah and if we had an actual good roster of players, Lindor being out wouldn’t be the end of the world. Turns out we DONT have a good roster of players and there’s one person to blame.

[Louis Bodine @lbodine13]

@BaconGamesJesse @SleeperMets @nypostsports Are we playing well? No. Do we at least have a good culture? Also no. We must have good players since our GM is so obsessed with stats? Definitely no. We suck but at least we have players with a BiMMiBoPpp -+++/^** of .00274739 which is .000000001 below average so we are fine!!

[Louis Bodine @lbodine13]

@CoachPapaJohn

[Hamz Talks Hoops @hamztalkshoops_]

If you really think about it this is basically the opposite of us playing 2K

[Louis Bodine @lbodine13]

@SNYtv Yeah maybe start asking him why he himself is still employed instead of asking about Mendoza

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

LOOK OUT BELOW 😵‍💫

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

MITCHELL ROBINSON JUST CAUGHT A BODY.

POSTERED EMBIID. OH MY.

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Call me old fashioned, but I think the soon to be 2x MVP should drive to the basket with the intent to score instead of driving to the basket with the intent to trick the ref.

[Louis Bodine @lbodine13]

@ayroned As he should

[Louis Bodine @lbodine13]

@flushingitgolf @JDellabonna Sure they do, Korean golfer in Korea. Different rules.

[Louis Bodine @lbodine13]

This is quite literally your fault

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

The Big Four airlines (American, Delta, Southwest, United) control 75% of the U.S. market.

Fewer choices = higher prices for you.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???