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we like to get relatively turnt ova here

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I used to be deathly scared of the hoover from the teletubbies

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If you walk slow in public I don’t view you as a sentient being

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I said who the hell is da

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@MrAlmondd What

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@MrAlmondd Ouu shi

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Just committed a poo-related war crime on campus before a lecture #flashbacks #WWII

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Spanish ppl have the spatial awareness of a fucking brick wall and I’ve had enough of them

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Rook sacrifice in front of the huzz I am mighty

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@MrAlmondd 😭😭😭

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In 2017 my wife exploded

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Shawty was a touch racist but we gon ball regardless

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Made a cup of tea using boiling water from the stove

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@MrAlmondd My shower in Warsaw has a jet blasting setting and my butthole had never been as squeaky clean as this

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I can’t go my whole life without fly-kicking someone. The question is who?

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In one eye out the other

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@MrAlmondd Perfect poople first try

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I was born for this

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Disabled animals what a laugh

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@MrAlmondd He stopped joking around when a sniffer dog pulled up things got serious

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Had a dream bob Mortimer committed vehicular manslaughter and was trying to hide the body on York east campus. Was cracking jokes like he was on to and all