Luke

Frontman for Saucy Sauce Luke and the Suckdown, check us out on Spotify.

[Luke @lboyd96]

There are too many quotes to tweet tonight. Im sorry.

[Luke @lboyd96]

I think it’s the combination of ordering a lemon drop while having an android phone that annoys me the most.

[Luke @lboyd96]

Do y’all consider two can Miller Lite’s a date?

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

having a nice time imagining i'm the big boat. the world cries out for me to stop destroying global commerce. my response? toot toot :)

[Malcolm S. Ramsay @malcolmsramsay]

Me: I BELIEVE SCIENCE

Science: please just don’t use your phone right before bed and right after waking up, it’s literally destroying your circadian rhythm

Me: no

[Luke @lboyd96]

@Cotton__57 Captains that take over for ships in passage ways are technically called Pilots

[kp @TheRealKatPat]

the pressure to be the hottest person on the zoom call😔

[222 @SuAv3]

Next pandemic I’m picking unemployment over being an essential worker

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

First unsolicited deck pic of the year

[Luke @lboyd96]

@NiceAndLong Add a clipboard and people will start asking you if stuff passes inspection.

[noam @noampao]

I woulda climbed out there and fixed it but that’s just me. Built different

[Luke @lboyd96]

Whatever kinda bar they got set up in heaven, no one waits to order a drink and there is no line for the bathroom.

[Luke @lboyd96]

@NiceAndLong Is this why you befriend me and Aidan in BIO101?

[Tommy Smokes @TomScibelli]

Pizza is not a Super Bowl food. I will not hear otherwise.

[Luke @lboyd96]

@maribethamanda Is this sponsored?

[ash @adianeallen]

attention: if you or a loved one have been diagnosed as a 29 year mother to 3 who graduated in 2009 and spends too much time listening to their $300 record player, you may be be entitled to financial compensation.

[kp @TheRealKatPat]

cannot believe I’m a mother of three that graduated college in 2009

[Sally deFries @sallydefries]

oh honey, bless your heart