Long Beach Police Dept. (LBPD) Satire

Satire of the events and actions of the LBPD

[Long Beach Police Dept. (LBPD) Satire @LbpdUnreal]

Today we are offering a free #BLM hat to the first person to report a crime that leads to an officer involved shooting. That’s blue, not black, obviously.

[Long Beach Police Dept. (LBPD) Satire @LbpdUnreal]

Especially if they are darker skin. Don’t bother reporting off duty officers and our friends out east. It’s not racism, it’s officer discretion. We decide.

[LBPD South Division @LBPDSouth]

#LBPDSouth would like to remind everyone that all fireworks are illegal in Long Beach!
Report illegal fireworks by calling [phone].
#LBPDSafety

[Long Beach Police Dept. (LBPD) Satire @LbpdUnreal]

Blue lives (shirts) matter too (more).

[Long Beach Police Dept. (LBPD) Satire @LbpdUnreal]

@LBFD #LBPD is definitely not driving around detonating fireworks to condition residents for war. We have guns, we don’t need fireworks.

[Long Beach Police Dept. (LBPD) Satire @LbpdUnreal]

@kjrunfree @TheDailyDiddi District Attorney Price will surely seek justice for this!

[Long Beach Police Dept. (LBPD) Satire @LbpdUnreal]

@LBPD What about our anonymous tip line?

https://t.co/m2pzUzbyRD

[Long Beach Police Dept. (LBPD) Satire @LbpdUnreal]

@TheDailyDiddi @evolvingisme Looks like here. 70 Atlantic

[Long Beach Police Dept. (LBPD) Satire @LbpdUnreal]

We would like to remind all officers and support staff to check for cameras before any officer involved vandalization is conducted. #BLM

[NBC News @NBCNews]

A sheriff's office employee was one of three men arrested after getting caught on video damaging a Black Lives Matter sign on private property, authorities say. https://t.co/072yb9gv61

[Long Beach Police Dept. (LBPD) Satire @LbpdUnreal]

Thank you Suzie Price – the 3rd District Councilwoman AND Orange County District Attorney. We can always count on your full support.

https://t.co/N8QG6oGUjX

[Long Beach Police Dept. (LBPD) Satire @LbpdUnreal]

@Official4o Riot helmets and riot batons

[Long Beach Police Dept. (LBPD) Satire @LbpdUnreal]

Our boys in blue got their, “hats and bats” (riot gear) ready for you.

[Long Beach Police Dept. (LBPD) Satire @LbpdUnreal]

Lighting changes will be accompanied by additional screenings by Long Beach Airport Police

[Drea @Devastatingdrea]

@LGBAirport ❤️❤️

[Long Beach Police Dept. (LBPD) Satire @LbpdUnreal]

LBPD out building communities in #Longbeach

[Long Beach Police Dept. (LBPD) Satire @LbpdUnreal]

@chadloder @LBPD This is why we tell our officers to not post their, “activities” on social media...while on probation

[Long Beach Police Dept. (LBPD) Satire @LbpdUnreal]

I mean, we’re more than just cowards and pigs.

[b❣ @brookiebarryy]

Fuck LBPD and especially Robert Luna, you’re all cowards and pigs

[Long Beach Police Dept. (LBPD) Satire @LbpdUnreal]

@reporterkflores @JeannineMPearc1 You call it, “misconduct”, we call it proving yourself

[San Diego Police (SDPD) Parody @SDPD_Parody]

Please be patient if you are calling to lodge a complaint against us.

Today, we are restocking our tear gas, rubber bullets and polishing our riot gear in anticipation of the weekend protests.

Hope to see you there.

[Long Beach Police Dept. (LBPD) Satire @LbpdUnreal]

@ABC7 Those are not fireworks in Long Beach. Our officers are conducting urban live fire training.

[Long Beach Police Dept. (LBPD) Satire @LbpdUnreal]

No Gunner, bayonets are not authorized. Please take it off. This is your third warning.

[Long Beach Police Dept. (LBPD) Satire @LbpdUnreal]

The Long Beach Police Department is pleased to announce that we are no longer using the carotid restraint, or “choke hold”.

All officers are encouraged to purchase and qualify on #AR15 assault rifles and use that in its place.