brody

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[trash jones @jzux]

hanging out in your room is all fun and games until you get The Feeling

[fei @karmicdebt]

#PourCoffeeOnYourGrandmaChallenge

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[fawn @fawnncel]

is $26 good? Like in the gran skeem of things

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[SignalCreep @sucking89]

calling in weird to work

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Hi I can’t

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

somedays i need to kill my self but other days . 15 dollar extra large pizza

[christover @bored2die]

Are you supposed to stay in character when you talk to someone

[Elisa! (bug) @elisun_]

Please don’t leave me I scale really well late game

[$ @jxtsummer]

i love listening to music and imagining stuff happening

[Xaniken @Xaniken]

They should add proximity chat to traffic

[🐟 celine dionysus / FISHER THING on bandcamp 🦉 @celinedionysus_]

there are two truly american art forms: jazz and eating in your car

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I love goods. But sometimes services just hit

[m @lightnds]

i can’t function without clear instructions of what to do