L. B. Scott

[L. B. Scott @lbscottt]

I will never forget walking down Market St in San Francisco and watching a lady slip and fall on an actual banana peel. When we both stopped laughing she said she was grateful I saw it because no one would believe her. I wonder how she's doing. I miss her.

[L. B. Scott @lbscottt]

You’re actually someone who keeps choosing doors.

Keep choosing doors.

[L. B. Scott @lbscottt]

“Sir, if I wanted to be verbally abused I would’ve stated my opinion online.”

[L. B. Scott @lbscottt]

@jeremybarry @CHPMarin Thanks. My boyfriend was stuck in this leaving work from Marin. Took him 2 hours to get home from work.
Thanks for replying and hope you’re home safe!!!

[liam ✨ @birduniversity]

the silly goose convention called, they asked if you could be their keynote speaker

[L. B. Scott @lbscottt]

@treesandwords I didn’t end up using it and it’s my cupboard. I have a filet in the freezer. Hrmmm.,,

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@treesandwords I hate that I just saw this!

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@MoKnowz Ahhh you’re right. How weird…

[L. B. Scott @lbscottt]

@MoKnowz Hahahahahaha!

[L. B. Scott @lbscottt]

@MoKnowz Yeah, says I already follow you. Wtf!

[L. B. Scott @lbscottt]

@MoKnowz How weird! I can see only who I previously “followed” as well. It’s just a number on the screen evidently.

[L. B. Scott @lbscottt]

If the anxiety didn’t wake me up, I would somewhat enjoy the fruitless attempts of the several mosquitoes attacking the outside of the net I have around my bed.

[L. B. Scott @lbscottt]

@NonhleBeryl NAILED IT

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@elastword Loooove him!

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@ThatCarterBlunt Omg. You poor things! Sending so much love! Feel better and take good care of yourselves! ❤️

[L. B. Scott @lbscottt]

@ThatCarterBlunt Happy Birthday!

[L. B. Scott @lbscottt]

@lindsay_crider AHHH COUCH FLASHBACKS!

[L. B. Scott @lbscottt]

@lindsay_crider I thought the go-to was Xylophone 😂