Bert Semple

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@hobbs_london searching for a promo code - do you have any? https://t.co/oW04kSUcry via @couponfollow

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@easyje_t_ch checked in Geneva Sat 10th pm. Arrived by coach 3.5 hours early. Staff would not allow check in our bags 35 mins. We were then placed in a holding pen, which felt like a battery chicken. Suggest you stop this before Sat 17th, busiest day as end half-term holidays?

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Only one @thelastleg #suelladick

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@TheLastLeg Martin Lewis for all his financial advice.

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@ahmedhankir How fabulous and revenge is sweet.

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@SangitaMyska @LBC @catrionabeck You did an amazing job of dealing with his racist rant but it does demonstrate what the Conservative party members think and it is shocking.

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@LivUni @LivUniAlumni Thank you for a fabulous graduation celebration and even in 38c it was a lovely day. Very proud parents on 19th July.

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@ukwhitetop @jamieoliver You do not get beef joints, veg etc in bogof offers so how are those statements related. They are usually junk food that help no one.

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@gary_robertson @jamieoliver @BorisJohnson It’s junk food and it affects children’s health-it does not benefit the consumer, just the supermarkets and the suppliers. Since when has anyone needed more crisps and snacks in their lives?

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@BorisJohnson #etonmess from North Somerset do not U-turn on junk food promises.

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@jeanroberts634 @AngelaRayner @thesundaytimes Seriously? You think that awarding ‘sexist of the year’ is ok on any level? Exactly what message is that sending out to the rest of the party that it is perfectly acceptable and to be celebrated-are we still stuck in the 1980’s?!!

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@glastonbury Have been trying for 1 hr 11 mins and still nothing-any suggestions please?

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@DriiftLive @glastonbury I’ve been trying for 1 hour 10 mins-how much longer please?

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@TheLastLeg Cleaned all the piles of dusty books and shoes under kingsized bed for first time on 12 years-rock and roll lockdown lifestyle!

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@Rubywax I’ve been going for an early solo walk every morning, taking photos and with little traffic, listening to the birds and farm animals. It has really helped me deal with whatever bad news the day throws at me. So my recommendation is, if you can look to nature to help.

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@TheLastLeg #labourpains Yvette Cooper

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#DickAndrew

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@Lord_Sugar @GMB @piersmorgan Good to see Piers gives you your morning boost!

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@adamhillscomedy Loved the show in Bristol last night and weren’t expecting a book tour but we’ve been keen to see you on tour as avid fans of The Last Leg. Even got to meet you in person afterwards. First in queue so hubbie could drive to Heathrow afterwards.

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@Faye_Ruan @K94458944 @alexcruzmaybe @British_Airways About tags: we’re on day 12 in Thailand and we tagged bags ourselves. Rec’d 2 bags after 3 days that looked like tags had been moved. Mine had tag removed and found by conveyer LHR due to our own written tag and 1 still missing.