LC_Mitochondria

[LC_Mitochondria @lc_mitochondria]

@real_cyt0plasm
You're just a useless jelly like substance in a convenient location!!! It's not like you actually DO anything!!! You're being USED you aren't acting!!! And the real power, The one our cell needs, I CREATE IT!!!
#uselessjelly
#notgoingtobemypresident #LCHScellwar

[LC_Mitochondria @lc_mitochondria]

Thank you @FiberSpindle for pointing out that the cell relies heavily on me already!!! I create the energy YOU depend on!!!
#well noted
#you need me
#Mightychondria
#vote for me
#LCHScellwar

[LC_Mitochondria @lc_mitochondria]

@NuclearEnvelope does not want to validate my candidacy because my ancestors were immigrants...
#xenophobe
#LCHScellwar

[LC_Mitochondria @lc_mitochondria]

Does the cell wall keep threats outside of the cell??? Or does it keep US INSIDE???
#new cell order
#where's the truth???
#LCHScellwar

[LC_Mitochondria @lc_mitochondria]

The chloroplast's dependence on solar energy seems a little fishy to me for some reason... that is very sketchy actually... Reliance on foreign power is dangerous...
#solar minimums
#sun slave
#LCHScellwar

[LC_Mitochondria @lc_mitochondria]

A vote for the nucleus is a vote for oppression...
#power to the organelles #LCHScellwar

[LC_Mitochondria @lc_mitochondria]

Hey guys lets vote for the lysosomes!!! Wait... vote for... the cellular equivalent of a sewage treatment facility... what a stupid idea!!!
#LCHScellwar

[LC_Mitochondria @lc_mitochondria]

Concerning Mister Nucleus...
I would just like to say that anyone who would vote for a micromanaging control freak to run our cell is DEPLORABLE...
#power to the organelles
#LCHScellwar