Laura Cardi

strengths include confidence at the McDonald’s counter

[Laura Cardi @lcardi24]

Still true

[Laura Cardi @lcardi24]

Listening to a new @taylorswift13 album for the first time is magical #obsessed #basic

[Laura Cardi @lcardi24]

Free @trulyseltzer at a @jonasbrothers concert is what us basic girls dream of #PandoraLive

[Laura Cardi @lcardi24]

“Don’t sweat it, a tide stick will get it” has always been my motto @mirandalambert

[Laura Cardi @lcardi24]

Absolutely nobody is surprised that the first category I’ve ever been able to clear in Jeopardy was “Romantic Comedies”

[Sarah Hearon @sarahhearon]

BRB, moving into the #RoséMansion

[Laura Cardi @lcardi24]

#B1GatMSG

[Laura Cardi @lcardi24]

@Bitmoji where are the Olympic theme outfits??? #winterolympics

[Sarah Hearon @sarahhearon]

A 20-episode season two of #FloribamaShore is JUST what America needs right now. https://t.co/jYfemM6AhZ

[Laura Cardi @lcardi24]

Having my phone ring on full volume at work is really making me reconsider my Call Me Maybe ringtone

[Laura Cardi @lcardi24]

My boss just signed me up for a time management skills workshop, so...that's good

[Laura Cardi @lcardi24]

Did hot yoga last night, am still sweating this morning

[President Obama @POTUS44]

It's been the honor of my life to serve you. You made me a better leader and a better man.

[Laura Cardi @lcardi24]

That moment when you drop your phone in public and everyone around you collectively holds their breath waiting to see if it cracked

[Laura Cardi @lcardi24]

Watching Legally Blonde twice is the best use of a day off I've ever found

[Laura Cardi @lcardi24]

Living at home is being in line behind your priest at the liquor store #blessed 🙏🏼

[Laura Cardi @lcardi24]

Brace yourselves, Mercury is in retrograde for the holidays

[Laura Cardi @lcardi24]

You know it's going to be a rough week when you've gotta dry shampoo on a Monday

[Laura Cardi @lcardi24]

@maurmaurscat Worst. Sister. Ever.

[Laura Cardi @lcardi24]

For those of you that think all I do is read magazines at work, I just looked up the history of meatballs on wikipedia

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

im becoming an organ donor so Ruth Bader Ginsburg can harvest whatever she needs to stay the fuck alive