𝚕𝚎𝚡

[𝚕𝚎𝚡 @lcarg_]

every single time. especially when their new girls aren’t acting like me and need the real thing

[mel @7969ss]

Every man who's called me crazy has also called me again later

[lia 🇬🇷 @yukonstan]

he definitely talks you through it

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

She’s a 10 but she smokes alot of weed so she’s a 420

[𝚕𝚎𝚡 @lcarg_]

i saved my hashbrown as my best for last and accidentally threw it away. my day is ruined. i’m going home.

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

i’m a slut for a severe thunderstorm and horror movies

[mika @mikasagrada]

Ninguém fala sobre o quanto isso era perfeito, sem notificação, sem distração, só você e a música… Só quem viveu a era do mp3 sabe..

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[𝚕𝚎𝚡 @lcarg_]

@RichieMack8901 It is when you’re on the elevator with a bunch of old people, badge with my full name showing, going to the cancer center! literal WORST place for it to pop up lmfao

[𝚕𝚎𝚡 @lcarg_]

I have a lot of sex worker and stripper friends who I absolutely adore but I’ll be scrolling instagram at work and then suddenly and with no warning, I’ve got ass & titties on my phone. lord have mercy

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When you finally hit your "this ain't worth my energy" era

[𝚕𝚎𝚡 @lcarg_]

new angle dropped

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[𝚕𝚎𝚡 @lcarg_]

Jacob Elordi’s slutty little earring has altered my brain chemistry permanently

[Alisah Chanel @alisahchanel]

The older I get. Hell no

[cynth!a ☼ @deftoneussy]

it was revealed to me in an instagram follow suggestion

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

The fact that i still like men is proof that sexuality is not a choice

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

me trying to fix my sleep schedule but the world is so nice and quiet from 12-5am

[𝚕𝚎𝚡 @lcarg_]

eight years and I miss you more each year i turn another year older than you, as I know how proud you’d be of me, as people move on, you stay frozen at 25 years old. i love you big brother. always. ✨come visit me sometime.