Lawren Maris

You either think I'm funny or you're wrong.

[Lawren Maris @lcat14]

Capital Modelling is the dementors of actuarial work.

[Lawren Maris @lcat14]

I'm the Robin Hood of garbage.

[Lawren Maris @lcat14]

Idea for a new twitter page: daily updates on what my farts smell like.

[Lawren Maris @lcat14]

The only thing worse than grainy hold music is listening to someone else's grainy hold music over speakerphone.

[Lawren Maris @lcat14]

You abandoned me on the toilet!

[Lawren Maris @lcat14]

Ping pong stuck on the loo

[Lawren Maris @lcat14]

Trevor1

[Lawren Maris @lcat14]

Sometimes, life is like a USB. #ItalianBirthday

[Lawren Maris @lcat14]

* @itsnauta emerges from the bathroom*
"The floor is wet with butt water"
#BirthdayBach

[Lawren Maris @lcat14]

Mouldy old tart #WickedLittleLetters

[Lawren Maris @lcat14]

Sad, stinky bitch. #WickedLittleLetters

[Lawren Maris @lcat14]

"don't poke my butt right now, I'm mad" -@itsnauta

[Lawren Maris @lcat14]

Eat. Sleep. Crack. On repeat. #loveisland

[Lawren Maris @lcat14]

It's all fun and games until you let out a stinky fart when you're stuck on the couch.

[Lawren Maris @lcat14]

This bus smells like donuts.

[Lawren Maris @lcat14]

Who is Alexander McQueen?

[Lawren Maris @lcat14]

With confidence: "the kings and queens got kinged and queened"

[Lawren Maris @lcat14]

Down bad eating candy at the gym

[Rugby Canada @RugbyCanada]

Canada’s Women’s Rugby Team beat the Black Ferns for the first time in team history to win the 2024 Pacific Four Series, with a 22-19 comeback victory over the reigning Pacific Four Series and Rugby World Cup champions🏆🇨🇦🏉

🗞️: https://t.co/G72pyFsYvr

#RugbyCA | #OneSquad

[Lawren Maris @lcat14]

Schrödinger's cactus