Lauren Berlinger

If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as though our hard work ain't been in vain for nothin'. Bless you all.

[Tolkien Proverbs @TolkienProverbs]

Do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory... love only that which they defend. FARAMIR. #Tolkien #LOTR

[SB Nation @SBNation]

bill belichick samwise gamgee
🤝
boil em mash em stick em in a stew

[Lauren Berlinger @lcberlinger]

@HomefieldApparl Is it a doggers restock?!?!

[Arturo Torres @arturodraws]

I used to talk so much crap about kale and after a long break of not eating it I’d like to publicly say I like kale

In the trash where it belongs.

[Lauren Berlinger @lcberlinger]

@sagileo Ouch.

[Tolkien Proverbs @TolkienProverbs]

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. THORIN. #Hobbit #Tolkien

[Sarah H. Berlinger @SarahHBerlinger]

CC @lcberlinger

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

I don’t start fights, I end them.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

good morning to everyone

goodbye to you you sorry fuck @realdonaldtrump

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

told my 2 year old that twitter finally banned trump and she said "silence is the ultimate weapon of power" while walking out the room

[Lauren Berlinger @lcberlinger]

🙌🏼

[espnW @espnW]

LOVE. TO. SEE. IT. 🙌

[we not finna do this @sagileo]

You impeached, one term president ass bitch @realDonaldTrump

[Charlotte Wilder @TheWilderThings]

When the Browns play Washington, coaches Callie Brownson and Jennifer King, ref Sarah Thomas, and legendary reporter @LauraOkmin will all be on the field — the first time women will be in all four roles. I was honored to talk to the people making history https://t.co/DwvdHZHNrF

[Tolkien Proverbs @TolkienProverbs]

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. THORIN. #Hobbit #Tolkien

[Meghan Bard @meghanbard]

If your first response upon reading about how dozens of women were subjected to constant harassment and degradation in their workplace is to wonder how it will effect the man who owns the place, please sit this one out

[Charlotte Wilder @TheWilderThings]

This is criminal

[National Women’s Soccer League @NWSL]

If this is your takeaway from the organized action by our players, you clearly haven’t been listening, Alexi.

[Rich Davis, PhD, D(ABMM), MLS🧫🦠 @richdavisphd]

What does a mask do? Blocks respiratory droplets coming from your mouth and throat.

Two simple demos:

First, I sneezed, sang, talked & coughed toward an agar culture plate with or without a mask. Bacteria colonies show where droplets landed. A mask blocks virtually all of them.

[Charlotte Wilder @TheWilderThings]

Seems a little bold coming from a man scared of what eggplant will do to his body

[Sarah H. Berlinger @SarahHBerlinger]

Yeah man. I’ve been in NASCAR garages and I’ve seen garage door loops and they..... just don’t look like nooses, yanno?