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Make LCC Great Again

[LCC Trump @LccTrump]

Your favorite PRESIDENT(ME lol) is finally cracking down on golf course shenanigans. Mini Matt Freeny has been placed in charge of reigning in Fraudulent Frawg Wilcher. We’re seeing immediate results! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[LCC Trump @LccTrump]

@MAISfanGuy @godfatherPrince @RichieGreg1 @RobbyGray16 As the Lamar football coach, you should collaborate with Tim Walz on how to recruit more tampons for your coach’s office. Sad!!!

[LCC Trump @LccTrump]

@MagicJohnson One thing she won’t strengthen is your immune system. Being with her is as dangerous as not having wall. Don’t do it Magic!

[LCC Trump @LccTrump]

Krazy Kamala looks like she will come up short on November 5th. Even Mini Matt Freeny is laughing at her! Sad!

[LCC Trump @LccTrump]

Sad!!!

[LCCKamala(Hawk Tua) @LccSleepy]

The price on beer in the clubhouse has gone up. The cost to cut the grass has gone up. With a green new deal, the taller grass will make a greener course. Members can now be unburdened by what has been.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Bringing this gem back.

[LCC Trump @LccTrump]

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[LCC Trump @LccTrump]

Public Safety Alert: Avoid staring directly at the golden arm of George Wilcox. Wear eye protection at all times. #MLCCGA #CTESPN

[LCC Trump @LccTrump]

LCC is looking like Ukraine with all the cash flowing in from Red Bud. Jan Six Schmidt any “Johnnie O” Marble won the Hunter Biden award for their big haul. #MLCCGA

[LCC Trump @LccTrump]

LCC missed Fraudulent Frawg Wilcher in this year’s 4 Ball. Rumor is he went down faster than Kacklin Kamala Harris in a job interview. Sad!!!!

[LCC Trump @LccTrump]

@CarthageBoy Double sad!!

[LCC Trump @LccTrump]

If boozing Bo Wallace had kept his eyes on the field instead of in the stands, he may not have blown the game! Sad! https://t.co/ecKK3CJSkn

[LCC Trump @LccTrump]

Fraudulent Frawg Wilcher disappointed the betting crowd when he didn’t cash in bigly today. In other firsts, Sleepy Joe didn’t crap his pants today! Great job Joe!

[LCC Trump @LccTrump]

@blindman42 Sleepy Joe has sent all of the bridge $$ to Ukraine! Sad! We’re going to build the greatest bridges when your favorite president gets re-elected! #MLCCGA

[LCC Trump @LccTrump]

Looks like Stinky Joe managed to get his pants down this time! Sad!!!

[Club Pro Guy @ClubProGuy]

This has been an ongoing issue.

[LCC Trump @LccTrump]

Mini Matt Freeny saw his Bulldogs play as many games in Omaha in 2021 as Mini Mike Bianco has seen in his entire career! Sad!!

[LCC Trump @LccTrump]

@scootycarr @godfatherPrince Sad!!!

[LCC Trump @LccTrump]

@blindman42 Glad to see you #MLCCGA! Sleepy Joe can’t read 54 words on a teleprompter! Sad!!

[LCC Trump @LccTrump]

@blindman42 Your favorite President appreciates it…Bigly!

[LCC Trump @LccTrump]

Glad to see Jovial Jeremy Wilcher play better today. He handled the wind as badly as Chip Tate’s ears.