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[Else @lcdpowell]

@[email protected] will be the best place to follow me if you're looking for the same kind of stuff I've been posting on here. @[email protected] will remain unhinged

[Else @lcdpowell]

has people asking questions already answered etc u know the dril

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I’m not brainwashed!!

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

Pretty funny to think there’s an entire school of economics dedicated to the idea that the road to unlimited innovation and prosperity is to give guys like this tax cuts

[Best of Dying Twiter @bestofdyingtwit]

THIS IS INCREDIBLE - MUST LISTEN 💀

[Best of Dying Twiter @bestofdyingtwit]

THE ELONJET FILES: incredible reporting by @TaylorLorenz and @drewharwell

this is the story that taylor asked elon for comment on, which resulted in her getting suspended 👀

and bc i’m a washington post subscriber, i can gift you all this article: https://t.co/dUvaeSTlZg

[Best of Dying Twiter @bestofdyingtwit]

should i step up as head of twitter? i will abide by the results of this poll

[Else @lcdpowell]

the internet tells me $44 billion is roughly an Olympic swimming pool of $20s. he could've done a scrooge mcduck, but instead he set fire to it in the biggest and most expensive work of public art in history. a true hero

[Else @lcdpowell]

if someone built a bonfire out of $44 billion in cash, how big would it be? I have a feeling it would be "you need direct fire department supervision" big

[Else @lcdpowell]

I didn't even get to vote in his hilariously sad poll. I hope he makes another, longer poll that goes even worse

[Else @lcdpowell]

the *one day* I manage to not spend all day on here laughing at him and it ends up being the last one 🤦

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

twitter has officially removed the feature that tells you what device a tweet was sent from and i just wanna say say dorothy we will never forget you.

[Else @lcdpowell]

@elonmusk is the new guy fawkes

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

If revealing the current real time location of a famous person gets you suspended, are we no longer able to say that Margaret Thatcher is in hell?

[Best of Dying Twiter @bestofdyingtwit]

Elon Musk replying to his own quotes 🧵:

[Else @lcdpowell]

@[email protected] will be the best place to follow me if you're looking for the same kind of stuff I've been posting on here. @[email protected] will remain unhinged

[Else @lcdpowell]

if you're near Albany NY and looking for geographically local mastodon, I'm on https://t.co/RuG0eMaXC4

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

elon is banning all mentions of his flights. why? there's only one possibility. elon musk did 9/11

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Twitter Adds ‘Context’ Label To Clarify When Tweets Make Elon Musk Sad https://t.co/6TKFHBI1nS

[Else @lcdpowell]

if ever there was a man who needed to follow his own advice

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@RAMansour @KeithOlbermann 7 day suspension for doxxing. Some time away from Twitter is good for the soul …