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[. @lcfcsam1]

What’s your favourite ever match day experience?

I’ll start things off.

When we beat Newcastle 1-0 in 2016, I was sat next to a pretty blonde and when we scored her boobs rubbed against my arm as she celebrated.
By the end I was cheering throw-ins to rub against her.

[. @lcfcsam1]

What’s your favourite ever match day experience?

I’ll start things off.

When we beat Newcastle 1-0 in 2016, I was sat next to a pretty blonde and when we scored her boobs rubbed against my arm as she celebrated.
By the end I was cheering throw-ins to rub against her.

[. @lcfcsam1]

Tears stream down your face
When you lose something you cannot replace
Tears stream down your face, and I

[Stuart Fraser @stu_fraser]

And with that, Sue Barker calmly walks off Centre Court for the last time in her role as BBC presenter with no fuss whatsoever. A broadcasting legend who will be sadly missed here. #Wimbledon

[. @lcfcsam1]

NOOOOOOOOO

[Telegraph Sport @TelegraphSport]

Sue Barker announces Wimbledon 2022 will be her last as she joins BBC exodus | @ben_rumsby https://t.co/a1uygHEcOa

[. @lcfcsam1]

Fresher’s week was calm tho ahahaaa, just been getting baaaare zooted with my flat still 😂😂

Have you ever toked a spliff?

[. @lcfcsam1]

What’s your favourite ever match day experience?

[. @lcfcsam1]

@thfc_owen @Lukathfc What account was that on ffs I’ve just logged back into this account for the first time in months

[. @lcfcsam1]

Instead of a mask, today I stole one of Danielle S.’s sanitary pads and wore that over my mouth in geography and shouted “April Fool’s!”

Hilarious.

[. @lcfcsam1]

Hello Mr. Trey those are football games they are not movies.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

"Why are you so happy, it's just a movie"

The movies:

[. @lcfcsam1]

Can’t believe we were knocked out of Europe.

Reminds me of the time Stephen K. knocked me out for telling Suzie B. (his then-girlfriend) that I had touched myself over her when I was in her music group.

Also this account has lost its authenticity so gonna leave it here.

End.

[. @lcfcsam1]

@SkySportsPL Okay so true or false that one time I was kept behind after school so after that I went and sat in the girls' changing room to see what women's odours are?

[. @lcfcsam1]

@_MezzaPunta Think I might be hanging up the boots, sadly

[. @lcfcsam1]

Why does The Weeknd only call [his significant other] when it's half past five? Is it because he's on the commute home? Surely he's allowed to look at his phone when he's at work as he's an adult?

[. @lcfcsam1]

If you say 'Tier four, London nil' it sounds like a football result but you're actually making a pun on the new strain of COVID ravaging through the South right now and killing hundreds of people daily.

Wordplay.

[. @lcfcsam1]

Me: What do I have in common with a Manchester United forward?

Emma: Please leave me alone, Sam, I’m trying to conc-

Me: We’d both love to go down in and around your box!

[. @lcfcsam1]

Love a little bit of football banter with my mates aha!

[. @lcfcsam1]

Tyreek is an Arsenal fan so at school I asked him "are you looking forward to playing United next season... Rotherham United!" and I'm pretty sure he punched me in the face because I've just woken up on the floor in the playground and it seems lunchtime finished two hours ago.

[. @lcfcsam1]

I already sent it to my group chat with my mum.

[. @lcfcsam1]

If you put in your group chat, “I don’t see United losing this” then at the end of the game you can pretend you were right whatever happens because both West Ham and Manchester United are ‘United’, and it’s physically impossible for them both to lose.

Lol!

[. @lcfcsam1]

@LCFC Good to see Ricardo back and at right BACK ahahaa.

Come on the foxes!

[. @lcfcsam1]

And the fun doesn’t stop there, because if you concede from a set-piece you can say “I know Christmas is a time of giving, but I really feel we gifted them that goal.”

[. @lcfcsam1]

If I were a football manager, every December I’d say in my press conferences “it may be Christmas time, but the only gift I want is three points on the pitch” to show that I’m light-hearted and relevant, but also serious.