Liane Comanto

Mostly ramblings on #marriage and #motherhood. Powerless around a warm loaf of bread.

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how soon after buying a subaru does the COEXIST bumper sticker arrive?

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my children can either continue at their current rate of berry consumption, or go to college. the choice is theirs.

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snow day diary of a solo working mom of 2: it’s 11am. they’ve eaten 5 pouches between the two of them, pancakes, and a whole carton of berries. we’ve watched 3 movies. i have 100 unanswered emails. this is fun for my kids.

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one time 7 months ago, i made my son’s pasta a little too al denote and now every time i make him pasta he yells “don’t make it crunchy!”

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if you ever thought “how much damage can a toddler do with a 3 ounce smoothie cup” then you haven’t met my son. apparently i haven’t met my son. #Parenthood

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Happy #VanderpumpRules Finale day to all who celebrate

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My proudest parenting moments? Every time I managed to get the boys down for naps at the same time. #MothersDay

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Thank you, Hershey’s. I feel seen.

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“I WANNA WEAR MY PAJAMAS” screamed my 2-year-old, while already in his pajamas

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Despite my best efforts, I raised a ketchup kid. ☹️

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Dawn dish soap can get oil off of a duckling but can’t remove peanut butter from my toddler’s utensils

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A favorite headline

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“STOP EATING ALL OF YOUR MEALS AT THE HOTEL” I scream at the tv during every episode of #TheWhiteLotus

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@awesomestacy Thank you for sharing! I like seeing what people are listening to

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Confession: I actually do enjoy seeing people’s #SpotifyWrapped

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Happy Honda Days to all who celebrate ❤️

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My older son is turning 2 next week and his new favorite way to answer questions is “yes and no.” Somehow this is even less helpful than his old way of just saying “no” to everything.

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@mollyholt_ Another fine way the universe tests parents

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Want your child to stop eating a certain food? Buy it in bulk and watch how quick they no longer like it. #parenting

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The person who invented sour patch kids had a toddler, right?