Lindsay Murphy

[Lindsay Murphy @lconerly]

@USAGym 💔💔💔

[Tim Keller Wisdom @DailyKeller]

"If you don't live for Jesus you will live for something else. Jesus is the one Lord you can live for who died for you."

[White House Archived @ObamaWhiteHouse]

RT @McKaylaMaroney Did I just do the Not Impressed face with the President..? // Yes.

[VANITY FAIR @VanityFair]

Good LORD Obama wouldn't win a student council election against a chubby nerd with that closing argument.

[Tucker Martin @jtuckermartin]

Well there goes my "bank in the garage" plan. To my investors, I sincerely apologize.

[Gawker @Gawker]

Great deal on a room via Craigslist. You just have to pretend to be this guy's girlfriend -- and that's not all. http://t.co/IxUtUEgh

[Mediabistro @Mediabistro]

After 10 years, VH1 is bringing back Pop Up Videos http://mbist.ro/jpw8Bo (via @FishbowlLA)

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

Alert: Suspicious box outside my residence. Wait. All clear. Just a friendly neighbor bringing home a puppy.

[Spa Week @SPAWEEK]

"For the girl who has everything" -- @styleforfreecom on The Vajazzle (http://ow.ly/1aOgv)