Lauren Cootes

[Lauren Cootes @lcootes]

I can't upgrade anything. My phone. My computer. My life. My fries.

[Owen @miseblock]

May I interest you in a chilled glacier freeze on the rocks?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"are you seriously going to cry just because you're stressed?"

me :

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when I suddenly wake up and there’s still time left to sleep again:

[Lauren Cootes @lcootes]

@eeburbank

[Lauren Cootes @lcootes]

@Tophurrr Nice tots

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me at 3am setting my alarm for 6am:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

weekends aren’t rest days anymore

[Lauren Cootes @lcootes]

All I want rn are some Gushers.

[Lauren Cootes @lcootes]

@MBradshawMedia just sent this to me and I’m feeling some sort of way. 🥹😂

[Koco Caine’s Straw @tyjnick]

What a privilege it is to exist at the same time as the hint of lime tortilla chip

[Lauren Cootes @lcootes]

@Tophurrr HAHAHA

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

me in the morning trying to process the intense symbolism that appeared in my dreams

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

that glass of water at 3am >>>>>

[Lauren Cootes @lcootes]

I just dropped a bagel bite on my leg and think I got a 3rd degree burn.

[Lauren Cootes @lcootes]

@Tophurrr Oh MY gosh 😅😂

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

I don’t know who made this but I think about it a lot

[Lauren Cootes @lcootes]

@PapaThunderBear I KNOW YOU, and KNOW you love it

[Lauren Cootes @lcootes]

I don’t care what you say, but the Macarena is a bop and a half.