Brandon Sweetenberg

Half ass powerlifter by day, half ass bartender by night

[John McAfee @officialmcafee]

My Muslim cell mate explained that if I die in the service of Allah I will receive 56 virgins when I go to heaven.

56 virgins??  What kind of god is that?

I would trade 56 virgins for one Bangkok prostitute any day of the week.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

IF YOU CAN PROTEST IN PERSON, YOU CAN VOTE IN PERSON!

[Zack Forrester @ZtF4star]

I think people that believe the bucks would win the ship and the same people that say people in the NBA don't play defense

[Brandon Sweetenberg @lcro95]

"Get the pot and let me do my thiiiiiiiiinnnnnng, stove hold me down"

[Brandon Sweetenberg @lcro95]

You ever ate burgers on a Wednesday?

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Fact check: I never eat salad.

[Brandon Sweetenberg @lcro95]

@iamjsoup That's why you offer to pay after that person orders

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Charlize Theron says her son is now a daughter because, “she looked at me when she was 3 yrs old and said, ‘I am not a boy!'”

I used to nanny for a toddler who insisted she was mermaid.

I (the adult) made her get out of the tub anyway.

She is now a happy, human 12 yr old.

[John McAfee @officialmcafee]

You gotta git yo own bag Niggah! ( Being married to a black woman and having the largest dick on record gives me the right to say that word.)
https://t.co/p3uL7DcZXr

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Don’t you even try it.

Where was that “Bronx” accent when you were on 60 minutes talking to @andersoncooper like you were a six year old little girl? Your Christine Blasey Ford “accent” is my personal favorite.

STOP PANDERING TO BLACKS, @AOC!
WE SPEAK ENGLISH TOO.

[Brandon Sweetenberg @lcro95]

The only time suicide ever creeps into my mind is when i hear my brother and his girlfriend having sex. Safe to say its on my mind right now.

[John McAfee @officialmcafee]

I think that a man is partially measured by the size of his balls. I was challenged to wear this obvious woman's hat and to wallk through Nassau's largest mall, and Bahama is the most homophobic country on earth. I will turn this hat into the most masculine thing in the world.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

The Democratic excuses so far:
1. Omar is a benighted ignoramus who must be educated like a small child.
2. Omar's open anti-Semitism is ACKSHUALLY just anti-Israel rhetoric.
3. TRUMP!
4. Maybe she's anti-Semitic but the Holocaust was a long time ago and she's from Somalia.

[John McAfee @officialmcafee]

From "Reason Magazine" when asked how I would solve the Middle East problem:
Me: ":Do you speak Farsi? Neither do I. Do you understand the nuts and bolts and nuances of their religion, culture, history, political alliances? No. Yet you want me to solve their problems? Fuck that.