Laura S

she/her

[Laura S @lcs520]

My favorite thing is when I come home and my cat is next to the door (because he missed me) but also super squinty (because I turned the hall light on) and he looks like a real dummy

[Somerville Infrastructure @SomervilleInfr1]

Love to see residents getting out there and cleaning the catch basins after a heavy storm. This is “Drain Wilson” on Walnut Street. Thanks for adopting the catch basin!

[Laura S @lcs520]

no run, no shower

[des_linden @des_linden]

downtime from training is weird because, like, when’s the appropriate time to shower?

[Laura S @lcs520]

I would die for Rihanna rn

[Laura S @lcs520]

@_roxmarie_ @Chelsea_Fagan Same. I had to delete it, couldn’t trust myself with it

[Laura S @lcs520]

@Tatianyah o. likes to watch it while high and i truly don't understand

[Laura S @lcs520]

regret to inform that I've reached the "try to learn tiktok dances" stage of covid-quarantine-boredom

[Lily O’Farrell @lily_ofarrell]

A cartoon about gendered voice assistants 💅 (1/3)

[Laura S @lcs520]

@blondinboston @MBTA They’re saying on the train I’m on that there’s something on the tracks and the police are trying to figure out what it is. (Pls hurry @MBTA , we have flights to catch!)

[Laura S @lcs520]

this is the tweet that made me believe in astrology

[melanie @earthdombaby]

Earth signs

[Laura S @lcs520]

@nycgeorgiegirl pls report back on whether it works. i keep seeing people rave about retinol but i've been too lazy to actually try it

[Laura S @lcs520]

@c_bust but how am i supposed to know how many ounces of water i'm putting in!

[Laura S @lcs520]

An underrated-ly stressful part of group vacations: when youre the one making the coffee and you have to figure out the right amount of grounds/water for an unfamiliar coffee machine

[LIL BITCH @bitch_rights]

babe wake up caroline calloway just responded to her landlord’s lawsuit https://t.co/G0qQn1fuar

[Laura S @lcs520]

@Tatianyah it's amazing that you understood a lot, even if you couldn't contribute! i am still at the phase where i can only sometimes figure out what they're talking about. totally hear you about it being exhausting!

[Laura S @lcs520]

it's me, i'm men

[Laura S @lcs520]

@aesizemo boooooOOOOOOOOOOO

[Laura S @lcs520]

forgot my camera was on in a meeting and did an armpit sniff test (that I failed), how's your day going

[Laura S @lcs520]

Not me googling “tips for skiing” in the car on the way to the resort

[Laura S @lcs520]

@RideRTD please run more AB1 buses at popular times! About 20 of us were not able to get on a bus bc it was full, and it’s absurd to have to wait another hour for the next one

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Dear Democrats, repeat after me:
"Ketanji Brown Jackson will recuse herself when alleged attempted rapist Brett Kavanaugh recuses himself from women's autonomy cases, and Clarence Thomas recuses himself from insurrection cases, AND NOT ONE MOMENT BEFORE, you dripping hypocrites."