lucas

posting on the #internet - no one pays me to be this stupid, and I think that’s really brave.

[lucas @lcsrwn]

All Barry’s are my friend. Brendans are okay but you’re on thin fucking ice

[lucas @lcsrwn]

Meeting my mom and aunt in Kalos for a long weekend and they keep pushing my flight back. Why.

[lucas @lcsrwn]

@HoennItUp I’m gonna file that phrase under “uncomfy” and then politely ignore it for the rest of the day. Do you still want to ride the Ferris wheel or

[lucas @lcsrwn]

@HoennItUp Well uh, I may have only just realised that this was a date about 5 minutes ago, and you’re really cool, but I’m 99% sure I’m straight but I still wanted to hang out with you,

[lucas @lcsrwn]

@AKAMATSUBRENDAN the people want proof

[lucas @lcsrwn]

@HoennItUp Oh, yeah. They’re pretty cool. But hey I think we might be on totally different pages here so

[lucas @lcsrwn]

@pokedollarz @glttrgld I’ll text you!!!!

[lucas @lcsrwn]

@pokedollarz @glttrgld Barry help me

[lucas @lcsrwn]

@glttrgld Better than anywhere else, I guess.

[lucas @lcsrwn]

@glttrgld I’m asking you to at this point

[lucas @lcsrwn]

@glttrgld Again, sadly, I know. I’m going to walk into the ocean.

[lucas @lcsrwn]

@glttrgld VERY bad, I understand this

[lucas @lcsrwn]

@glttrgld You say this as if I don’t know that already!

[lucas @lcsrwn]

@glttrgld please don’t publicly shame me in my hour of need.

[lucas @lcsrwn]

oh no

[lucas @lcsrwn]

@HoennItUp [definitely shaken, but playing it cool] yeah it was fine how about we get down now

[lucas @lcsrwn]

@HoennItUp [holding tighter] This does not sound promising.

[lucas @lcsrwn]

@HoennItUp I’ll keep that in mind for the trip back.

[lucas @lcsrwn]

@HoennItUp Ohhhhhh shi—

Okay! Okay. It’s not that bad. I’m just going to stare at the back of your head.

[lucas @lcsrwn]

@flintlist @glttrgld That makes a lot of sense

[lucas @lcsrwn]

@glttrgld Knock knock