Lo

The female version of Ron Swanson.

[Lo @lcurtis_8]

One time someone said that they wish they could carry me in their pocket to be their hype man. Guys, I'm down. If you need hype I freaking gotchu.

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"I miss my friends and I hate my work schedule."
-me

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I JUST RAN IN CARRIE UNDERWOOD?!

[tash @natashamfarmer]

Retweet and I’ll draw your profile pic

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Ugh. I'm literally so bored I thought about crying just so I would have something to do.

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Idk how I'm going to live without Jet and John for three days. I'm way too needy.

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My dreams really mess me up

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If one more person at work makes a comment at me, I'll lose it.

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Are you ever scared because you feel fine, but you know you shouldn't?

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Changing from pajama pants to sweatpants is progress right?

[tash @natashamfarmer]

Order a digital portrait from me so I can pay for my wedding 🤗 starting at $8!

Retweeting is free 💓

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Why can't I be good at fixing electrical stuff??

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@shessavtastic He was concerned that I had to squat to help pull up my pants lmao

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'Why don't they make pants for women with big butts?" -John

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Jet went and got his nails done, they kept him a few extra minutes just for belly rubs. Ugh, the GOODEST boi around I swear.

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@shessavtastic I wouldn't approve???

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I've had about enough of all the mindless triggers lately.

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Days like these make it so hard to be away from my family.

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@SamTheHam95 It makes me sick to my stomach and I feel horrible, because I am genuinely proud of them.

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Is it wrong that people who are constantly poaching for people to join their weight loss journey makes me feel worse about my body dysmorphia? Is that selfish?