Lisa D'Ambrose

Retired school principal. I love photographing birds, gardening, goats in pyjamas, The Grateful Dead and Iceland. Ironically, I also adore the UFC.

[Lisa D'Ambrose @ldambrose]

@KristenMeghan I saw Johnny Reznik sing his fucking ass off with pneumonia, a couple months ago. He had pneumonia and he cancelled a couple shows, then he did our show, and then he cancelled the rest of the shows. And it was the best Goo Goo Dolls concert I’ve ever seen.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

It’s settled. I’m buying a donkey. 😊

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

Current situation 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Son: “Dad, I think the bougie man is under my bed.”

Dad: “Don’t you mean the boogeyman?”

Voice from under the bed:

“Wow… the thread count on these sheets is PATHETIC.”

[Lisa D'Ambrose @ldambrose]

@Bexxy__19 Following you now to find out everything about Gerald and his posse

[Lisa D'Ambrose @ldambrose]

@WeirdMedieval Why does the cat have a shower cap on?

[Lisa D'Ambrose @ldambrose]

@Super70sSports Always carrying that briefcase

[Lisa D'Ambrose @ldambrose]

@NoContextHumans Who gonna clean that up?

[Lisa D'Ambrose @ldambrose]

@Gini_220 116

[Lisa D'Ambrose @ldambrose]

@20th_Centurygal 29

[Lisa D'Ambrose @ldambrose]

@JgSzymon @DireStraits77 @Music__Mentor @KTrain939913 @TheDuckLR @SoundBites_Rock @Mikehomeseller @GenTXer2 @BortGrord1 @Guitarbizon @knopflerismos It’s my, stranded on a desert island album

[The Extreme Music Enthusiast @TheExtremeMusi1]

Dire Straits joined by Eric Clapton for an epic ‘Money for Nothing’ at Knebworth, 1990.

Imagine being so good that Eric Clapton happily plays rhythm for you.

One of the greatest opening guitar riffs in rock history. Absolute fire. 🔥🤘

[Lisa D'Ambrose @ldambrose]

@Axaxia88 Horse? Not a Canadian, eh?

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

He didn't want a room full of crying people, so he pulled off the ultimate funeral prank.

In October 2019, Shay Bradley, a 62-year-old Irish Defence Force veteran, loving father, and grandfather, was battling a long-term illness and knew his time was short. He and his son secretly recorded a hilarious audio track. As his coffin was lowered into the ground in South County Dublin, Ireland, a hidden speaker suddenly started playing the recording.

[Lisa D'Ambrose @ldambrose]

@GrayMarker99 Saw your moon photo on The Weather Network this morning

[Lisa D'Ambrose @ldambrose]

@TLMayMAGA47 @Peal8888 @grok I was there!

[Lisa D'Ambrose @ldambrose]

@_evon3929 Still won’t be as good as as those fucking android phones that I cover it whenever I go to a concert. Somebody always has one in front of me and is focussing in on the guitar.

[Lisa D'Ambrose @ldambrose]

@mma_orbit I’m sure the Edmonton card will get stuck with a chick fight.

[Lisa D'Ambrose @ldambrose]

@CraigBaird Fun museum