good morning ladies, if you can stand in line for the Pine Room in 40 degree weather while wearing a crop top and mini skirt, you can definitely stand in line to #VOTE (if you haven’t already)
Taylor Swift theory #89 (by ME!): @taylorswift13’s ELLE interview came out on March 6 in which she stated she feels 283 years old (I feel you girl). Well, 283 days from March 6 is none other than Dec. 13th!! Tay Day. Bae Day. 🎂That’s my predicted album drop date. Boom. 🌈💎💗
When you go into urgent care demanding an EKG because you are 100% sure you’re having a heart attack and going to die at the age of 28. Upon receiving a “normal” EKG and discussing pain further, you realized you’re just super out of shape and pulled a chest muscle at Top Golf.
Like every other woman in her late 20’s, I really want a Gucci belt. Then I looked up how much they cost and decided that I would just pay my mortgage instead. 💰#helpmeimpoor#sorrygucci