Laurel Ditson

Senior level Human Resources leader; telling it like it is; Bronco fan; mom; grandma; Air Force fan; quick wit! Opinions my own.

[Laurel Ditson @lditson]

@Falcon8fan @BenGarland63 @LotsaBobaFett @PSeanU1 @JKurtz_MWN @CoachLamAF @coachskene3 @G5Hive @BarstoolGruden @HistoryFalcon @AToastToTheHost @AF_Football Congratulations! This is a well-deserved honor.

[Laurel Ditson @lditson]

@amgreetings may need a new quality process. Every one of these cards at my local @KingSoopersNews had the inside glued upside down. Would have been funny if it wasn’t a sympathy card! 🙃

[Laurel Ditson @lditson]

@Chelllyyyyy_ Yes, the way the democrats have lied for years and sheep have believed them is indeed crazy.

[Laurel Ditson @lditson]

@brookecc_ @ImSoSarah @TheTalentStrat1 Politely disagreeing as I have been responsible for 40+ years. Privately held companies, <1000 ees, govt contractors. But for big companies I understand your point completely.

[Laurel Ditson @lditson]

@ImSoSarah @TheTalentStrat1 Maybe if the candidate doesn’t meet the quals the mgr required (such as “>5 yrs exper” but candidate only has 2. Fed contractors can’t hire the 2 year person. Other than that, only examples might be a bkgd check showing multiple convictions for I.e. assault. Otherwise, no!

[Columbine Football @Columbineftbl]

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[Laurel Ditson @lditson]

@petercappelli live and in person with Rocky Mtn People and Strategy this morning. Our Least Important Asset, his latest book, explains why CFOs hate employees! #hrdenver #disrupthr

[Laurel Ditson @lditson]

#alyceblum rocking @Disrupt_HR. All discrimination is wrong. Antisemitism is discrimination. 52% of Jewish employees report being discriminated against. 🇮🇱🕎

[Laurel Ditson @lditson]

@DaBiologyTeachr @9z7mzcdpwt @babybeginner Which athletes in addition to Caster Semenya have genetically identified anomalies?

[Laurel Ditson @lditson]

@LloydLegalist Favorite all time finale. Thanks for posting. Amazing talent, from standup classics to sitcoms to a character battling Alzheimer’s on #NCIS and so many other examples. #RIPBobNewhart

[Laurel Ditson @lditson]

@ElonMNews A. Change back.
We're still sending a Tweet. Not a Xeet.

[Laurel Ditson @lditson]

On my way to work this am, I saw a cop cuffing a suspect after a traffic stop. It was a motorcycle cop. I wanted to hang around just to see how he was going to transport that suspect on the back of his bike. 🏍️

[Laurel Ditson @lditson]

@kentuckyliz2 https://t.co/lJxJ0Ds64W

[Laurel Ditson @lditson]

@AF_Football It doesn’t matter if the defense doesn’t show up. They ended their season 4 games ago.

[Laurel Ditson @lditson]

I asked @redrobinburgers for their WiFi password and they said they didn’t offer it because they serve families and it detracts from the experience. Understandable. But I also suggested they take the word “guest” off their network. Got a dirty look.

[Laurel Ditson @lditson]

@KOAColorado I knew it was cold out but I didn’t know hell had frozen over. Go Broncos!

[Laurel Ditson @lditson]

Congrats, Falcons. Amazing win!

[Air Force Football @AF_Football]

Still 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓

[Laurel Ditson @lditson]

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[Laurel Ditson @lditson]

Random question to HR on a Monday. "Do you have a sterile cup I can use?" Um, no, I really don't want to be in the pee-in-a-cup business... 😂 (Sounds like a typical Monday to me.) #hrtribe #HumanResources

[Laurel Ditson @lditson]

"Leading with Laughter" - who doesn't want that in their repertoire? Join this virtual event on July 26 to increase performance and reduce stress in your team. $20 for non-members gets you a seat and feeds your soul.
#team #laughter #leadership

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