i urgently need to take natasha amount of gummies, hit my pen 17 times, order a large popcorn & diet coke, sit down in a room full of gays, and watch STOP! THAT! TRAIN! starring RuPaul
The Driftless Area is literally “Is this heaven? No, it’s Iowa.”
Bonus is there’s a lot less light pollution so you get some great views of the night sky
in case you don’t know, the driftless area is a region in illinois/wisconsin/iowa/minnesota that was never flattened by glaciers and thus is more similar to appalachia than the rest of the midwest. one of the most subtly beautiful parts of the country