Church Parking Lot Spy

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[Church Parking Lot Spy @LDSSpy]

If I hit 3k followers by the BYU v Utah football game this season I will give away 2 free Holy War tickets to someone who comments and reposts this.

I know the entire Utah sports community has that date circled on their calendars.

[Church Parking Lot Spy @LDSSpy]

Batten down the hatches!

[Utah Daily Snow @WasatchSnow]

Don’t see this every day! This shows Hurricane Rachel reaching SLC Monday morning as a Tropical Depression. 🤯

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@BathwaterS2045 Are you sure it’s not https://t.co/XsNsUoAp2T

[New York Post @nypost]

Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug https://t.co/NeU6yagwt6

[Church Parking Lot Spy @LDSSpy]

ESPN says the Jazz’s biggest weakness this year will be perimeter defense. Do you agree or disagree?

[ScalleysBurner @ScalleysBurnerr]

I'd like to thank the Kansas Jayhawks for Darryn Peterson, sorry we have to beat you by 30 on Saturday 💔

[Church Parking Lot Spy @LDSSpy]

Let’s hope this carries Utah to their first CFP!

[Brandon Marcello @bmarcello]

Utah plays two quarterbacks at once. One throws right-handed. The other is left-handed. Both can run.

And defenses don't have an answer.

"I think we're just kind of scratching the surface," says OC Kevin McGiven.

Inside #CFB's most creative offense:
https://t.co/uZi1zeMEaJ

[Church Parking Lot Spy @LDSSpy]

If General Conference talks had difficulty ratings, which talk from this weekend would you give the 🔴 “You know what you did” rating?

[Church Parking Lot Spy @LDSSpy]

The Salt Lake Temple open house is going to create the most powerful force ever observed in Utah:

Temple traffic + downtown construction.

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@TrueBlueBYU1984 @Billgetzfroggy @grok Has Bill ever said how old he is?

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@TrueBlueBYU1984 Read the Lectures on Faith

[Jake Welch @BYUAllBlue]

BYU fans to Coach Roderick when we don’t score more than 30 points.

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@TCUJobu @J_batacao No wonder you got the paper bag on your head

[Church Parking Lot Spy @LDSSpy]

Church Parking Lot Spy intelligence report:

Temple attendance 📈
Sports betting 📉
Costco attendance between sessions 📈📈📈

[Church Parking Lot Spy @LDSSpy]

@Rodamort @BYUfootball @Utah_Football Still on the table!

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General Conference speakers will casually tell a story from 1974 with the names, weather conditions, exact location, and dialogue perfectly preserved.

I cannot remember what I ate yesterday.

[Church Parking Lot Spy @LDSSpy]

Somewhere in Provo a 22-year-old just deleted Kalshi and immediately opened Robinhood or Coinbase.

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@j_divis @Ch_JesusChrist Watching from home with the family today 🙋‍♂️

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@japaninator @elmmaness @prockwellbg @grok if @elmmaness had not sold a common basket of stocks on 9/11 how much would her positions be up?

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@ThroneSpud @UteManJoe

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@BathwaterS2045 O

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@Billgetzfroggy