lila

the chupacabra’s #1 fan

[lila @ldxpatt]

Just found out my mom voted against my rights so if yall need me I’ll be in the nearest body of water

[lila @ldxpatt]

How can I physically fight Charlie Kirk

[lila @ldxpatt]

Thank god they’ve moved on to a conspiracy theory that doesn’t directly involve my life’s work

[baseballin' @inthephanattic]

had my yearly physical and the dr signed me up for flu & covid vaccine and i had to tell her no & explain i am not an antivaxer i just always get my covid shot the night before the phillies have an afternoon playoff game so i can use my vaccine pto to stay home from work to watch

[wet dog @russianmomm]

checking my bank account to see how ethical i want to be with my egg purchase

[lila @ldxpatt]

I present to you: crochet rat (clearly I am spending my time off very well)

[Katie Rich @katiemaryrich]

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

[lila @ldxpatt]

Not the DNC making me cry like a baby..

[lila @ldxpatt]

The fact that Meg & my girl Kamala were both at my university this afternoon and I had no idea.. just bopping around the lab… not the slightest idea… :(

[lila @ldxpatt]

Praying for a Kamala Pete collab rn

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

project coconut is a go

[Anthony Michael Kreis, FRHistS @AnthonyMKreis]

I can’t believe the GOP is running an old guy for president. Yikes.

[Oriana Nichelle @OrianaNichelle]

me staring at the pickle on your plate wondering if I could have it

[charred skeever hide @low_dosage]

Party rocking with a mouse tonight! piece of cheese we’re gonna have a big bite!

[lila @ldxpatt]

Although This is 100% outshined by the Supreme Court acting a fool (but what else is new)

[lila @ldxpatt]

I am rarely patriotic but when it comes to the Olympics

[lila @ldxpatt]

How do I block pookie

[lila @ldxpatt]

I wish Facebook would stop reminding me how painfully embarrassing I was in middle school