Leo

Here for a good time, not a long time. I say dumb shit.

[Leo @leDisgrace]

Things to tell myself, as well as you fuckers out there:

Unclench your fucking jaw.
Sit up straight, you shrimp.
Drink some water.
Look out the window, or get out for some fresh air every once in a while.
Fucking breathe.

[alisya rashid @alisyarshd]

alamak is such a genuine response, i rate this 9/10

[⋆⟢ @cyber_l0ser]

the dog in me is just a stray cat

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

Worst part abt being circumcised is having to cut it twice a year to stop the foreskin from regrowing

[Doc @DrShyGuyDD]

The Ireland hitbox is kinda bullshit ngl

[blaire @pissshit90001]

If you die in real life you die in real life

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[🩸 🐾 🐾 @SuckaFreeNickxx]

Damn near gotta molest me

[swinky @swinkying]

i gaf <3

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[Canti @space_canti]

He's mashing X this means he's playing a visual novel

[linux🚩 @tuvati]

You're gay? Name every penis

[mairi @maipochacco]

when the game has an area with pink trees

[ｍａｙａ ⚢(˙ꈊ˙) @st4rgaze_MZT]

me when my leaf is cut and it starts leaking a medicinal gel that is often used to treat sunburn, hydrate dry skin and heal minor wounds (I am an Aloe Vera plant)

[Lolade @Lolade4PF]

I haven’t forgiven my younger self for not learning to backflip

[val @lovesnotwar]

dude im such a dry texter genuinely how do wet (?) texters do thid

[Shiny Dummy @RealShinyDummy]

Dominating my wife and her bull by making them do it on the little chair in the corner while I watch from the big king-sized bed

[evil sinister fucking komodo dragon (bio/paleoomf) @GarlotsBack]

Posts that could only be produced by humans and no other species in the galaxy