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[lea jacobsen🌟 @le__uh]

Absolutely nailed my look for the wig party

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

[lea jacobsen🌟 @le__uh]

@leadvs I, too, feel hurt.

[lea jacobsen🌟 @le__uh]

Your news app could never

[lea jacobsen🌟 @le__uh]

@ogwhitechedda Wait how is the possible I need answered bc I’m trying to get in that level lol

[lea jacobsen🌟 @le__uh]

@ogwhitechedda Oh my gosh this is so good holy shit

[farah brook @farahbrook]

sorry honey but you’re a phase 4 friend

[Æthelred the Un-petty @RegionalLampoon]

“If you throw tear gas at p*lice that’s assault with a deadly weapon!”

So you agree? Tear gas is a deadly weapon?

[Edgar Blackmon @edgarblackmon]

My 7 year old can't believe that police don't go to law school. "Their whole job is the law, that doesn't make sense." No shit kid, go to bed.

[lea jacobsen🌟 @le__uh]

How I’m gonna be when 2020 is over

[alexa @alexaxjo]

everytime i see people within six feet of each other

[Adonitology Follower @Exp625__]

Oh that's a bad bitch right there

[Governor Kate Brown @OregonGovBrown]

I want to make it perfectly clear what's allowed and what's not under my new Executive Order. If you're still not sure about an activity, skip it. Staying home will save lives.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Vidit Sharma @vidit_sharma_]

The shortest @nytimes opinion piece I have seen in a long time #COVID19

[💫 pro abortion anti cop 💫 @queenozymandias]

Oh to be a drunken elephant asleep in a tea garden unaware of the world around me