Ellie Farber Barnett

Pickles, Mitch, Pasha, Peanut.

[Ellie Farber Barnett @LE_farbzz]

Judaism is a big part of my life, but so is prosciutto. It’s really all about finding that balance.

[Ellie Farber Barnett @LE_farbzz]

I find it wild that the event of the year for some of the least cultured people in the world (proudly & actively uncultured) is titled with Roman numerals. Is there a Roman numeral class in hick towns next to a boarded up Planned Parenthood?

[Max Bultman @m_bultman]

Pavel Datsyuk signed a symbolic one-day deal today to formally end his career as a Red Wing

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Abdul right now

[Amy Klein @AmydKlein]

11 Things Not To Say To Those Struggling With Fertility At The Holidays https://t.co/5vbygYc7UQ via @HPUKParents

[Ellie Farber Barnett @LE_farbzz]

Love my friends. But in my next life I need three best friends that are:

1. A fertility doctor
2. A vet
3. A pediatrician

[Ellie Farber Barnett @LE_farbzz]

Your customer service triggers my anxiety. Please call 3134091668 NEED AN EMPLOYEE WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY’RE DOING TO ASSIST.

[BCBSM @BCBSM]

When #anxiety lingers for long periods and causes symptoms that interfere with everyday activities, it's time to talk to a #MentalHealth professional. https://t.co/FauhVDVloL

[Ellie Farber Barnett @LE_farbzz]

@BCBSM HELP!

Cannot get any a human that knows anything they’re talking about to understand what is covered by our insurance.

Going through fertility issues and just trying to see what is covered so we can start our family. Isn’t a miscarriage enough misery? PLEASE HELP!

[Ellie Farber Barnett @LE_farbzz]

@McDonalds you should call your hash browns latkes during Hanukkah

[Ellie Farber Barnett @LE_farbzz]

Rachel’s career path on Friends was so misleading to a naive 12 year old

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Three in a row... that's called a winning streak

[Ellie Farber Barnett @LE_farbzz]

Ford Explorers are the new Mercury Grand Marquis. Like ru a cop bro?

[Ellie Farber Barnett @LE_farbzz]

I just always need soup.

[Ellie Farber Barnett @LE_farbzz]

There should be an Apple Watch fitness option for teaching Sunday School.

[Ellie Farber Barnett @LE_farbzz]

@LiaBurch_ But your poor hotdogs must be so lonely!

[Ellie Farber Barnett @LE_farbzz]

The least American thing about Bruce Springsteen is that he doesn’t like mustard. Still love him though!

[Ellie Farber Barnett @LE_farbzz]

The hipsters just LOVE the song I’m On Fire!

[Woodward Sports Network @woodwardsports]

O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!!! #LGRW

[Ellie Farber Barnett @LE_farbzz]

@jay_veaux Can I be assistant to the manager aka “Sous-chef”

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Best meeting companion.