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A special message from @chadmichaelmurray (aka Cal) from #SullivansCrossing.

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We can’t wait!🙌🙌🙌 #SullivansCrossing

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@suzb_00 SO GROSS!

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... who is the disinterested manspreader at the #amberheard and #JohnnyDepp trial?

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My Samsung always types a Q instead of an A. I wonder if that's how that whole debauchery started. Q type-o.

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@nspowerinc Very excited to have power back! Thank you for all the workers, that can't be a fun job in these temperatures! But what an important job it is. Thank you.

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@nspowerinc I'm just here to hop on the bandwagon to get angry at whatever poor person is controlling this Twitter feed because I don't have power and I'm missing Dr. Phil, GOD DAMN IT!!

(Must have patience of a Saint for this job)

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@BibleCory Thank you!

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@lucky7jc Thank you!

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@VirginRiverBr_ Thank you!!!! ❤

[StabbyTimeTV @StabbyTimeTV]

Tis The Season

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@twittersecurity I keep getting attempted logins to my account from other countries. Is there not a way to block login attempts using my device's location? i.e. if my trusted device is in canada, no one from croatia can try to hack my account?

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I have thirteen chairs.
I have four sofas.
I have one ass.

Never been good at math but I'm pretty sure I dont need all that.

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@Mojoshark1 @gerrydee I'm so glad you like it!!! I miss making that show, very much!

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@ShopCatsca 😆 just did!!

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Whoever lives in Vilnius, Lithuania and is trying to hack into my account, please stop. Thanks.

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Dear internet: I was not born in 1971. Not even close. And moreover, on an emotional level, I'm even ten years younger than that. So just stop. Thanks.

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Someone on my flight took my seat. But I feel if I claim it, that'll be the day seat A in my row gets sucked out the window.