squillium fancydan

that’s the way she goes

[squillium fancydan @le_rellus]

A guy I used to hook up with messaged me that hes going to be a dad and even though its been years since Ive seen him I still thought to myself “oh fuck is it mine?!”

Then I remembered he wouldn’t be pregnant I would be

Shout out to the kings dealing with that fear. Y’all brave

[🎲🤡💡 @DietLiteMusic]

Drinkin’ and drivin’ call that route beer

[squillium fancydan @le_rellus]

@claypaulfive If you could dunk? Whose gonna tell him….

[squillium fancydan @le_rellus]

@markielee_ Must be.

[squillium fancydan @le_rellus]

@alexandracooper Henry makes it

[squillium fancydan @le_rellus]

@amydontlook Don’t be shy!!!

[squillium fancydan @le_rellus]

@amydontlook Had to be me

[amy @amydontlook]

“Can I get some milk in a martini glass”

[amy @amydontlook]

Why are me and my friends so pretty it’s not fair to everyone else

[squillium fancydan @le_rellus]

@ad_xxxiv @JessicaRosga Song of the summer!

[brent @murrman5]

nothing quite as dangerous as “getting in a groove” when you’re eating chips

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

am i depressed or do i just not have enough enrichment in my enclosure

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

as a man why are u telling me that i need an oil change and not… changing my oil?

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

what is a cover letter. why can’t i just work in a coal mine and die at 45

[squillium fancydan @le_rellus]

A child just approached me at Panera and asked if he could hold my hand. No thx, appreciate the offer though!

[trash jones @jzux]

sleep is not enough. i need to be incubated like an egg