El Troll

[Demetri Martin ([email protected]) @DemetriMartin]

Studies have found that the human head is least scary when attached.

[El Troll @le_trolle]

@DespegarMx Hola, intente una reserva a traves de su pag. hicieron el cobro en mi tarjeta, pero no enviaron mail de confirmacion ni clave.

[El Troll @le_trolle]

@Pajaropolitico no fue una "masacre" no sean sensacionalistas, les quita seriedad

[El Troll @le_trolle]

The Turtles - Happy Together (Todd Terje Edit) - a gentle edit previously vinyl only for free @thehouseofdisco http://t.co/ndcTLhy4

[El Troll @le_trolle]

Curtis Mayfield is a sexy man but god damn Chip Chabralle has turned the thermostat way up @thehouseofdisco http://t.co/Wes1loBC

[El Troll @le_trolle]

Frank Booker was feeling generous and giving away a track previously released as a vinyl only @thehouseofdisco http://t.co/dZ0ltanl

[El Troll @le_trolle]

#ConfesionesAntesdelApocalipsis Yo deje salir a los perros

[El Troll @le_trolle]

#ConfesionesAntesdelApocalipsis Yo se en donde esta Carmen San Diego

[El Troll @le_trolle]

#ConfesionesAntesdelApocalipsis La neta me gusta "Mujeres" de Arjona

[El Troll @le_trolle]

El iphone es la trapper keeper de los dosmildieces

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

"Thunderbolts and lightning? Very, very frightening! Me." - Galileo

[El Troll @le_trolle]

RT @ruleiro: RT @SUR_asecas: @ruleiro Ahi esta!!!...

[Justin @shitmydadsays]

"No. You don't read news. You read stuff you agree with. Just because somebody's shit smells like yours, doesn't mean it's not still shit."

[El Troll @le_trolle]

RT @trinomonero: Disculpe ¿Sabe usted dónde está la casa de campaña de Beatriz Paredes?
-Claro, la trae puesta...

[El Troll @le_trolle]

ese momento incomodo cuando estas en el baño de la oficina y del escuzado de al lado se escuchan sonidos de un celular tomando fotos. WTF?

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RT @ImTracyMorgan: "Fungry" The State Of Being Fucking Hungry.

[El Troll @le_trolle]

RT @shitmydadsays: "No. Politicians don't wanna scare you, they wanna keep you stupid. Fear is just the smell when ignorance takes a shit."

[El Troll @le_trolle]

RT @HeartlessQuotes: Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.

[El Troll @le_trolle]

RT @johnnypetardo: gggggg!!! quienes hijo? -mama mama! en la escuela dicen que puedes ver el futuro! gggggggg!!!