Mr. Evan Williams

prey to both science and worms; I AM NATURE

[Mr. Evan Williams @leadpaintloverr]

the early worm gets the bird

[Mr. Evan Williams @leadpaintloverr]

@cat_c1tyy No go blonde

[Mr. Evan Williams @leadpaintloverr]

Gf is having full on wardrobe crisis and we’re already 25 min late and haven’t left yet. It’s partially my fault not much to do but sit and have another drink

[Mr. Evan Williams @leadpaintloverr]

I’ve sort of exhausted it all

[Mr. Evan Williams @leadpaintloverr]

There has to be a new way to do it by now

[Mr. Evan Williams @leadpaintloverr]

Drafting off the fat businessmen on their electric divvy bikes feels like trickle down economics

[Mr. Evan Williams @leadpaintloverr]

Sitting on my couch in Chicago drinking a caipirinha

[Mr. Evan Williams @leadpaintloverr]

I think I like it here

[Mr. Evan Williams @leadpaintloverr]

Being an artist is like one part shot and a beer and one part $30 cocktail

[Mr. Evan Williams @leadpaintloverr]

If there’s one thing I love to do its ignoring people in my instagram DMs

[Mr. Evan Williams @leadpaintloverr]

Having the worst haircut of all time but you’re tall and hot so it doesn’t matter

[Mr. Evan Williams @leadpaintloverr]

Looking up a statistic and immediately becoming deeply determined to not become another statistic

[Mr. Evan Williams @leadpaintloverr]

Spiraling this morning over how horribly I bombed my UCLA interview a few months back and coming to terms with moving to Chicago

[Mr. Evan Williams @leadpaintloverr]

Feeling #blursed today

[Mr. Evan Williams @leadpaintloverr]

What’s with everywhere being busy all the time now? At all hours every day of the week. Do people not have jobs anymore??

[Mr. Evan Williams @leadpaintloverr]

The question should not be why is my brow so furrowed but rather why is your brow so unfurrowed ??

[Mr. Evan Williams @leadpaintloverr]

@cat_c1tyy False! On both counts

[Mr. Evan Williams @leadpaintloverr]

Forehead reveal has me going from Jacob Elordi to Jack Nicholson

[Mr. Evan Williams @leadpaintloverr]

Googling “effects of gas station burrito on gut microbiome” and “how many gas station burritos is too many” along with “how to say no to another gas station burrito”

[Greg Fuhhels @Greg_Fuhhels]

The early bird is brutally molesting me

[Mr. Evan Williams @leadpaintloverr]

Mah collars blue but mah neck is redddd