Maxwell the Beaver

UASF & NO2X Veteran. Bitcoin Supremacist. Class of 2014.

"And call no man your satoshi on earth, for you have one satoshi, who is in heaven." - Le Reux 29:5

[Clash Report @clashreport]

UN Declares Slave Trade "Gravest Crime" as US, Israel & Argentina Vote Against

UN General Assembly voted to label the transatlantic slave trade "gravest crime against humanity", as 123 countries voted in favor & 52 abstained. Only the US, Israel & Argentina voted against it.

https://t.co/dMQ4tDlBNf

[Maxwell the Beaver @leadrnm]

@owocki shanghai ddos wars?

[Maxwell the Beaver @leadrnm]

ah yes, war expert

adam cockring

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

And the terrain here is a nightmare.

Plus, you’d still get peppered with drones.

Boots on the ground in Iran would make Afghanistan look like a day at the beach.

[Maxwell the Beaver @leadrnm]

fuck off

[nick (Big Wick Nick) @ExitLiqCapital]

@rektober Brother trade this volume on nado

[Maxwell the Beaver @leadrnm]

Nick you are so washed, I'm sorry

literally every first gen bitcoin name is so washed(with few exceptions)

[Maxwell the Beaver @leadrnm]

antronegros in shambles

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

PENTAGON APPEARS TO BE ‘PUNISHING’ ANTHROPIC IN VIOLATION OF FREE SPEECH, JUDGE SAYS-FT

[Maxwell the Beaver @leadrnm]

shut the fuck up negro

[Flood @ThinkingUSD]

You get paid for understanding things better than other people

[Maxwell the Beaver @leadrnm]

@Sokio8D

[Maxwell the Beaver @leadrnm]

calm your tits, bill is just a bill until becomes law

[AI Notkilleveryoneism Memes ⏸️ @AISafetyMemes]

Holy shit. They're actually pausing AI

They're planning to ban chip exports so the AI companies can't easily relocate elsewhere

[Seraphim @MacroMate8]

big personal news:

first off, Ethereum is dead

second, i am now Special Situations at @SolanaFndn. my mandate is mega deals that will drive max value

why solana?

> the most degenerate userbase in crypto with the highest take rate per volume (more than hype coinbase binance)

> foundation is very lean, rich and full of killers

> other chains dont need me. ethereum is fucked (stuck in communism) and hype’s perp game is mature. solana is perfect for me to have fun and get shit done

what will i do at solana:

> bring 10B TVL to solana

i’ve brokered 1-2B before and wanna up my game. if you are a large TVL provider, we have super scalable fixed yield products at 7-8% in a tradfi setup

dm me

> help grow RWA perps on solana

hype done a great job with oil, gold, nasdaq perps and we will take it further

if you are a serious crypto/tradfi market maker in rwa, we have the distribution and open to deals

dm me

> bring the trenches back

memecoins need to evolve. i have a few ideas that could bring this shit back

what motivates me personally:

first off, I am doing this for glory. I want to come in and be instrumental in growing trading activity and onchain tvl.

second, I want to be relevant again. I miss pissing people off while being unavoidable. its fun

thirdly, learn how to acquire trading distribution. almost no one in crypto knows how to do but thats where billion usd opportunities lie

and they belong on solana.

[Lufthansa @lufthansa]

@0xRacist Please be advised that this is not a message sent by Lufthansa - it is fake!

[Maxwell the Beaver @leadrnm]

it'd be amazing

I wouldn't see your dumbass tweets

[Guy @Credib1eGuy]

Imagine how different markets would be if social media didn’t exist

[Maxwell the Beaver @leadrnm]

yes, I am sure it will happen exactly like this

@fomocapdao I found your asian female version who lays out future events just as the way god planned to make it happen

[LinaHua @Linahuaa]

So the Manus founders transferred the company to Singapore and sold their business to Meta for $2b.

They thought they were being clever for circumventing China's tech export controls, but you don't fuck with the CCP like that.
You WILL be made an example of, so others don't get tempted to betray the motherland.

So what's gonna happen?
China won't jail them, because they don't want to look evil.
Instead, they gonna freeze the founders' assets in China and give them a travel ban while the "probe" is ongoing.
The "probe" will likely be deliberately prolonged to inflict psychological damage, create uncertainty for potential copycats, and make the public forget about this case.

And once the topic is out of the public's minds, CCP gonna strike hard with a financial penalty that wipes out most of their gains, and then soft blacklist them in China.

Afterwards, the best option for them would be to move into soft-exile.
They'll still be quite rich, but they'll wish they had never tried what they tried.

[Maxwell the Beaver @leadrnm]

war?

between me and your mom?

[//Bitcoin 𝕵ack 🐐 @bitcoinjack]

Omani oil practically back on par with WTI and Brent

War over?

[Maxwell the Beaver @leadrnm]

change your name from Kobeissi to Capeissi because you guys are CAPPING🧢

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Oman's oil prices extend losses to -46% from their peak, now down -$80/barrel in just 9 days.

Markets are pricing-in an end to the Iran War.

[Wazz @WazzCrypto]

@leadrnm Rent free + muted

[Sibel @sibeleth]

@barneyxbt @MyersZombie1 Yeah that’s right.

But when to leave? Or kinda leave and just spend 1-2 hrs a day instead of 10?

[Maxwell the Beaver @leadrnm]

foids should not talk

just cook my food and clean my house then just shut the fuck up

chop chop

[Sibel @sibeleth]

There is a guy who made +$60M in crypto.

He is still trading memecoins and writing thesis on alt Fomo accounts instead of living his life.

I feel sorry for him.

If you make it one day, go and live your life instead of locking yourself to the screen.

[Maxwell the Beaver @leadrnm]

Imagine a negroni

Imagine someone who put his money into Waves yield program then got buttfucked by Sasha

then cried for days, weeks and yes, even months

I still don't get how this negro chimping on twitter about fair & unjust things

just shut the fuck up a bit

[Wazz @WazzCrypto]

The whole @Binance listing team should be jailed

[Maxwell the Beaver @leadrnm]

no one cares

[Jonah @jvb_xyz]

Main stage @ 10am. Live 1000x w/@AviFelman and @MikeIppolito_

I will be wearing the outfit I slept in on the redeye. Say hi if you’re on the LIRR rn