sisyphus

haha

[swinky @swinkying]

Peeing straight piss

[K☆Y B @itsohhhhkaybaby]

I miss when liking someone didn’t give you psychosis

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

how could i be mad at someone for choosing what they think is best for their life

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i run one of the largest gnome spotting websites in the country and we just got a huge spike in gnome movement. over 25000 gnomes on the move but we are months away from their traditional migration season. something BIG is going on

[TransitLovingLeftist 🇨🇦🇵🇱🇻🇦🇺🇦🇵🇸 @SocTransitLover]

Holy shit. I love this thing.

[Erik @e_cdalton]

@JoshRainerGold “Take it to bowel tolerance”

[sisyphus @leafy_vegetal]

what is wrong with me man

[sisyphus @leafy_vegetal]

@noticef47076 @supernalmystic @yearncel username checks out

[Race+ @racepluscom]

🚨 | Lewis Hamilton: “Just try to stay positive and, you know, not going to k*ll myself over this. It’s a horrible feeling but it is what it is.”

[Q ™️ @QTHESTORMM]

⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!!

BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW.

[sisyphus @leafy_vegetal]

this was my guess

[Eliezère @notsoelie]

JD Vance is going to divorce his Indian wife, distance himself from his family, marry Charlie Kirk’s widow, and position himself as a candidate for the 2028 U.S. presidential election.

[‏۟ @yesirski]

my body her choice

[sisyphus @leafy_vegetal]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

me: why does my heart rate go up to 115 when I stand up and move around it’s so fucked up im so fucked

the doctor: I’m going to tell this to you very gently: you need to take off the Apple Watch