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huh

[lyss @leafylyss]

💫 threads 💫

[lyss @leafylyss]

when’s an acceptable time to tell ur boyfriend u have books with 1mil+ reads on wattpad

[lyss @leafylyss]

hi i’m in ****

[lyss @leafylyss]

i was having a (very) bad day and my mans sent me 12 pictures of dogs 🥺

[lyss @leafylyss]

wait is this season of big brother actually good

[lyss @leafylyss]

one of my vendors dropped the heavy metal lid of an electrical outlet on me and broke my finger :) happy show week :))

[lyss @leafylyss]

i’m literally dating a john murphy look alike 2015 alyssa would be so proud

[lyss @leafylyss]

why did i tweet this

[lyss @leafylyss]

taron egerton shirtless and about to drown

[lyss @leafylyss]

i had a dermatologist appt this morning and my dr was like…”you have this redness around your mouth, is that new?” and i didn’t have the heart to tell her it was from sucking dick all night

[lyss @leafylyss]

@BaileySarian want a crazy murder story that involves tinder, a cult, dismemberment and takes place in a small town in nebraska? he just got the death sentence today https://t.co/Xs3gD9M5wR

[lyss @leafylyss]

i mean

[Mel ✨ @melbrown00]

Retweet with a photo that proves you were a fashion icon in your youth ✨

[lyss @leafylyss]

my roommate moved out without doing the dishes she used last but FINALLY i live alone!!! the saga of complaining about roommates has finally come to an end

[lyss @leafylyss]

i pulled my hamstring and i have a uti and a whole wedding to help put together this weekend ha ha we’re back baby

[lyss @leafylyss]

robbed queen

[Joanna @iamjojo]

Peek-a-boo, it’s meee, Black Swan 🖤 🦢 @MaskedSingerFOX #TheMaskedSinger

[lyss @leafylyss]

i’m not gonna come back just to complain about my roommate. i’m not gonna come back just to complain about my roommate. i’m not gonna come back just to complain about my roommate. i’m not gonna come back just to complain about my roommate. i’m not gonna come back just to complai

[lyss @leafylyss]

those last 6 months worth of tweets before my social media cleanse...i was not okay lmao

[lyss @leafylyss]

oh...hi twitter

[lyss @leafylyss]

not live tweeting all the mental breakdowns i had the last 5 months was a great choice by me

[lyss @leafylyss]

hi twitter i know it’s been a long time but i’m just here to say that i finally found a man and last night he gave me a minute long ****** and my own hand hasn’t even done that so

[lyss @leafylyss]

just sad that i didn’t know 2019 was gonna be my last normal christmas feeling many things rn anyway probably my last tweet i’m starting therapy soon so no more need for this ha hah

[lyss @leafylyss]

my great aunt just died from covid, my nephew and uncle both have covid, and my grandma is getting her leg amputated on monday ha ha 2020 BABY!!!